One day, during recess, I had to take a crap. Unfortunately, all the stalls were full in the boys restroom, so I pinched a loaf in the urinal, as I didn't want to miss much recess. Sometime later, out school counselor found the offending loaf in the urinal, and he has been trying to find out who it is that did it.
Thus far, he's visited every classroom, addressing the boys in class to fess up to the offense. He's made announcements on the school's PA system. He's even confronted students in the halls, asking how they'd like it if someone broke into their house and laid a big ol' mud monkey on their mother's face.
It's getting out of hand. How do we get him to stop?
2006-10-30 08:13:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
Ew. I've heard of that happening in my elementary school, but not in a high school. You're just nasty. :P I'd let him stay preoccupied with the poop. It gives him character. He's that guy now. It's better than YOU being the guy who pooped in the urinal.
2006-10-30 09:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by elizabeth_ashley44 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wants to know because the student who did this has some maturity/emotional problems. A stable, mature student would have been more concerned with being a decent person and not that he might miss a few extra minutes of recess.
You won't like this answer, but you should go fess up to the counselor and ask for his help in overcoming your problems.
Sue
2006-10-30 16:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by newbiegranny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get the counselor to stop? Well stop taking craps in the urinal. Or at least stop making up stories about things that involve feces - as you seem to do. But - I guess that might be hard - because you're a jerk.
2006-11-01 15:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by liddabet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Fess up. When he finds a culprit, he'll stop looking for one.
2. Start a rumor that a girl did it.
3. Start a rumor that a faculty member did it.
2006-10-30 16:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have pinched it in the trash can!!
You should just let it go...
But, there may be a health reason that he's looking for the person. Perhaps there were worms or what not in it... Or to much corn!! hahah!!
You're gross!
2006-10-30 17:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by vao8755 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell the truth.
remember the urinal is for urine, not anything else.
maybe to your counselor , it's like someone smearing it on the wall. it's gross.
2006-10-30 16:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Brenda R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋