I just chinned myself with a corkscrew!!
And that's probably one of my better moments...
2006-10-30 08:13:00 · 23 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That explains a lot Zulu9. Did you do any damage to the door???
2006-10-30 09:24:54 · update #1
Not your fault, windows can be very confusing...
2006-10-30 09:36:22 · update #2
Walked into a plate glass door, because I thought it was open.
No! Only my ego!
So can I!
2006-10-30 09:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was much younger I was being introduced to the MD of this firm that worked alongside the company that I worked for. Trying to act very grown up I stood up to shake the guys's hand. Not realising that I touched the wheelie chair with the backs of my knees I went to sit down and landed on the floor as the chair had rolled back. I sat their in stiched but they didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I done something similar a 2nd time in front of a large group of people when I was moving my chair back and hit a floor socket. Chair stayed still but I kept going right over the back and again landed on the floor!!!
Think there is a moral to these stories!!!
2006-10-30 16:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by Suz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever hard i have one at least every day, but i'll choose the one when i had slippery shoes and i was running b/c i was late too gym and i fell in mud.Ow!!! When i ran into a door b/c i was trying to pull the push!!! I fall up the stairs. I spilled orange soda on a white shirt before my concert and didn't have a spare one.Some of my embarrasing and clumsy moments were when i tripped, and i was oblivous to my surroundings and was drenched by sprinklers!! My whole bus was watching along with my crush. I was playing handball, when the ball hit me in the stomach and my skirt flew up.Once i blew into my drink, and you know how when you do that all the juice automatically pours into your mouth: well i did that and i sucked it in so much i had to swallow quickly before my mouth got full when i did this i pulled my head back causing it to spill all over my clothes and it wouldn't stop! I had to sacrifice my seat and take a paper towel and cover the straw and than throw it out! The juice sunk through the paper towel too!! Everyone (including my crush) was laughing my seat,clothes, and hand were all soaking wet.I even slipped on the juice!!!=) When bird poop landed on my head and b/c i was spinning it got on my shirt and i fell.The list just goes on and on!!
2006-10-30 16:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by [S.M.I.L.E] :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to say that made me laugh! sorry! I would have to say that everything I do is pretty clumsy. I knock things over and break things or trip over the dogs on a daily basis! I was terrified when I had my kids because I'm so clumsy I thought I was going to drop them. The best thing I ever did, I was walking down some stairs at my work. I tripped on the top step and like a character in a cartoon my heels hit every step on the way down whilst I flailed my arms madly and I landed unceremoniously on my **** at the bottom! I really thought it was going to hurt but I was lucky. I was miffed though 'cos none of my workmates saw me!
2006-10-30 16:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by wattie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex is a d.j and The back bedroom was where all his decks, c.d's and everything was stored. I walked in without knocking to warn him and knocked a four foot stack of c'd's over, that knocked another, and another. I stood there with the look of horror on my face as they fell like dominos all round the room. When he glared at me I just said 'well they shouldn't have been on the floor then should they.' Then I ran away!!
2006-10-31 01:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know when dogs go mental and run round and around in circles like a crazy thing?
Well i was jumping out at my dog, to make him do it. but i didnt recon for the top of the door way. I jumped up at top speed head first into the doorway and knocked myself out. A massive pool of blood and 6 stitches later i think the dog had the last laugh.
2006-10-30 16:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by Koontz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dislocated my shoulder while trying to start the lawn mower! Yea go ahead and LOL...it is pretty funny now. I do a lot of clumsy things but that one hurt the worst!
2006-10-30 17:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♥just me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fallen up the stairs, ran into a wall, messed my face up in the House of Mirrors in an amusement park, oh man don't get me started!!
2006-10-30 16:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i cant think of any of mine at the mo but my nan has a few stories... she fell out of the loft hatch years ago (didnt use the ladder!), She set fire to a washing machine (how?!?!?!). Then, she was out shopping once with me (as a baby) and my mum, we were in a shoe shop and she stepped back and knocked over the WHOLE shoe rack.. shoes EVERYWHERE... and more recently she tripped over a pen lid and fractured her wrists!
2006-10-30 16:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell down on the dance floor at a show in a bar, thank God it wasn't a club but it was still VERY embarrassing!
2006-10-30 16:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by laurali79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋