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and struggling to decide what to wear ... I suddenly struck a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found me standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," I said. "I just came in my pants!"

2006-10-30 06:46:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style Fashion & Accessories

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I went one better, I went to one just wearing a condom on my nose!
When asked what I had come as I said "Fu*k knows"

2006-10-30 07:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by budding author 7 · 0 0

Or you could take my girlfriend Michelle on your back and go as a Ninja Turtle.
When people ask what you have come as you can say 'i'm a Ninja Turtle & this is my shell'

2006-10-30 06:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by coach69 1 · 0 0

thats very good , ha ha . going to a party tommorow but just boring as a were wolf .

2006-10-30 06:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by j.j. 5 · 0 0

Did,nt you see me there, I came as the invisible man.

2006-10-30 06:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ew thats so stupid you should dress up not wear nothing. . .

2006-10-30 07:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by heyitspreeti 5 · 0 0

haha hehe i like that one.

2006-10-30 06:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

ok, i suppose that is quite funny.........

2006-10-30 06:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by johanna_germersheim 1 · 0 0

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