2006-10-30 06:14:12 · 43 answers · asked by Josephine 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
You cant train a hamster to do that you fool. Try a penguin instead.
2006-10-30 06:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by hardcoredjbenzy 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First you make a baby made out of cheese. Then for about a week you have the hamster look after the cheese baby. After that you quickly make the switch of the cheese baby with a real baby and voila. You've trained your hamster to look after your baby. You're now free to go clubbing!!
2006-10-30 06:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest you try Zorbing. This is just like a hamster ball but big enough for a human (and a hamster). Take it up to the hills and let it go and they'll bounce around happily for hours whilst you get on with the important stuff of shopping, clubbing etc.
2006-10-30 06:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy the entire series of 'Supernanny' and make the hamster watch it all. If it won't watch it, put it on the naughty stair until it complies (one minute for each month of its life). It will soon know all there is to know about raising kids and you can safely go out leaving the hamster in charge. You may also wish to consider making it watch Delia Smith programmes so that it will make dinner for when you come home.
2006-10-30 06:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did someone not ask how to train their dog to look after their baby the other day? Best thing to do would be to build a big cage where the baby and the hamster could cuddle up together.
2006-10-30 06:16:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You attach the baby and on the other end, you put a piece of carrot. The hamster chews on the food and at the same time, it keeps the kid in the same room, so he can't go anywhere. lol this is only a joke, don't give me a thumbs down ppl
2006-10-30 06:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Megan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You absolutley have to be kidding! No parent in their right mind would leave baby or child home alone. Regardless of a trained hamster! You are insane!
2006-10-30 06:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sandra H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite simple. Everyday work with your hamster on how to care for your baby or send your hamster to a babysitting class or give your hamster a book on babysitting so it can learn how. If It can read then it can probably look after a child.
if this works for you let me know.
2006-10-30 06:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by los 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look up "Hamster Babysitting School" in the yellow pages, but I find that my budgie does a much better job.
2006-10-30 06:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by joeanonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the baby that you haven't had yet from your arranged marriage?
Please stop asking these stupid questions here.
There is a place for jokes, and it is in the Music and Entertainment Section, subcategory Jokes and Riddles.
Go there, and leave us mothers with genuine problems alone.
2006-10-30 06:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋