Since everyone asks how fast, how much, how long, and what kind, about motorcycles, I thought I'd ask my own question.
What is the best bike to get laid with, how long will it take to get laid, how much will it cost to get laid on the bike, how long will the lay last and what kind of woman will the bike attract?
2006-10-30 06:06:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
1).A cruiser,.....2.) 7-8hours is all the longer it takes to get into bed ,.........3)nothing she will pay the bill ........4)As long as you want .......5) Hot Looking Red Heads !
2006-10-30 14:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry I can't really answer your question. You see, I never worried about that. I can tell you that there once was a woman who would NOT go out with a guy on a motorcycle. I owned and rode two at the time. She has now been my loving Wife for 6 1/2 years. It's not really about the bike, it's the rider. Or maybe it's just me, cause I got laid as much with the Hondas, Yamaha, and Suzuki as I do with the Harley. And the cost? As much as a marriage usually costs, I guess.
2006-10-30 08:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by Firecracker . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best bike to get laid with is any of them that actually run. I will take an average of three days to get laid. approximately 10K will do the trick for cost. The lay will last for eternity. The kind of woman will be the first one that distracts you enough that you broadside a car or tuck as your showing off for her.
1) any bike
2) three days is average for embalming
3) 10K the cost of the funeral
4) Once your dead its for eternity
5) and any woman hot enough to distract you from riding.
If you just want to get laid forget the bike and go to the closest brothel. it will cost about the same and you have a better chance walking away from there.
2006-10-30 15:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by dreamwever4u2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a hard one, but I suppose a D series Vincent Black Prince would my choice as the one bike which impressed me most. Not the best or fastest by far, but the most interesting. Bought it Germany, in 1957. Rode it over a good part of West Germany, trip through Switzerland, and two trips to England. I removed the Black Prince fairing, made it more like a Black Shadow, installed Black Lightning brake back plates and clutch, cams, and pistons. Opened the carbs and ports to 1 1/4 in. Also, Black Lightning 21" front and 20" rear rims. Put about 20k miles on it in 13 months. Brought it home in November, 1958, first ride, destroyed the transmission. Bought one from a chap in Canada, and riding again. Sure wish I had kept it. It was an interesting ride, got a lot of attentlion. With the Black Lightning wheels and brakes, it handled very well. Certainly enjoyed the rides in the back roads in middle Tennessee, around my home, with my friends with BSA's, Triumph's, Harleys, etc, when I would ride with one hand on the bars, just putting along, and look back at them, going from one side of the road to the other to keep up. Tomcotexas.
2016-05-22 11:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to many variables, Dude! The best bike to get laid with is whatever you are riding when you get a piece. (I prefer my FXDWG, but my old XL1200C worked good also.) How long will it take? Depends on your trolling technique. Cost? Well, that depends on what you spend up front. Most of the time, If you look decent and smell good, and remember to brush your teeth you can get it for nothing. How long will it last? HMMMM... Depends. Are you a "Minute-Man", or can you hold it. (If I gotta hold it I think of stuff like dying dogs, and burning buildings.) What kind of 'Ol Lady are you gonna get? Well, I seen just about all of it. From tiny little things that looked like they would break if you porked them, to porkers that looked like they would break YOU if they got on top. What you gotta do is keep a log, and only repeat the success stories.
2006-10-30 09:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by rifleman01@verizon.net 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Harley. It can vary from 15 minutes to several hours. If it's your bike and she comes on to you, no cost. It will last as long as you are able. A Harley will attract all kinds of ladies. Be selective, if they're on penicillin, keep on riding. Be safe.
2006-10-31 15:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by BikerBob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to attract 4ft tall Asians then buy a Ninja, or a Yamaha ha.
If you are looking for class, quality and more variety in women of all kinds, just get a Harley of any kind.
Do you know why girls like Harley's, it's just like they are sitting on a big vibrator for them, so they are ready, just after I pull up at the first traffic light and she's kissing me on the neck.
For full tilt poker action, you need a double seat.
Smooth lines.
2006-10-30 07:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Harley, 5 minutes, 10s of thousands over time, 5 minutes. all kinds but mostly the fat and the ugly!!!
2006-10-30 12:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
as much as you paid for your bike you will probly pay for your "lady friend" but look on the bright side the bike will hang around afterwards
2006-10-30 09:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by sithstar 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Harley of course.
About 3 mins. if your not picky.
It's free.
It will last as long as you can last.
Good ones and Bad ones like we like 'em.
Good Luck and have fun.
2006-10-30 13:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by bill b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋