7:00 P.M. Outsource 50,000 union worker American jobs to India.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the Republican party
7:30 P.M. Dick Cheney shoots a random attendee.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Gay bashing and a lynching or two.
8:00 P.M. Tom DeLay golfs.
8:05 P.M Ceremonial book burning.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. More gay bashing; Rev. Phelps presiding.
8:30 P.M. George W. Bush snorts some coke.
8:35 P.M. The bin laden family shakes hands with the Bush family.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Genocide" by Halliburton, ExxonMobil, and Dick Cheney.
9:15 P.M. The Bush twins go streaking.
9:20 P.M. Laugh at Ronald Reagan and stem cell research.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to install Christian law as the supreme law replacing the Constitution.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate half of America and the entire world by George W. Bush
9:45 P.M. Mark Foley's congressional page pageant.
9:50 P.M. Bush twins hook up with congressional pages.
9:55 P.M. Jack Abramoff passes around the donation tray.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How Many licks does it take to get to the center of the acis of evil" by Conoloeeza Rice
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Pat Robertson for President and David Duke for Vice President
11:00 P.M. Dick Cheney shoots a gay Republican.
11:05 P.M. George W. Bush can't figure out how to use the internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are All Going to Die until We Win in Iraq" by Dick Cheney
11:30 P.M Bush twins and congressional pages go streaking.
12:00 AM. George W. Bush swears it's pronounced "nucular"
12:05 A.M The entire Texas Longhorn football team passes around the Bush twins like it's last call.
2006-10-30 04:22:38 · 3 answers · asked by txwebber 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
RE: Bush twin lovers,
You did not go to school with "Donut Girl" Bush, nor did you probably see her numerous drunk beyond her means incidences. My state, my school, I'll say whatever I want. Call it leftist, this is where George W. Bush is from. I guess that makes him a leftist liberal too right?
2006-10-30 05:51:19 · update #1
Try to use something relevant within the past 10 years when attacking Democrats; it's really quite pathetic you have to go back to the written encylopedia days.
2006-10-30 05:52:04 · update #2
Its funny but true which makes it sad.
2006-10-30 04:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by courage 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How pathetically untrue. For it to be witty, it needs truth, not some leftist lies, as the basis.
Let's see...
Reverend Phelps is a registered Democrat. Pesky fact, eh?
Lynchings? The KKK were... Democrats, like Grand Kleagle Robert Byrd (D-WV). David Duke was rejected by the party. Abramoff was convicted. Jimmy Carter pronounced it "nucular", too (it's a southern thing). Robertson has no power or standing in the GOP. The GOP supports the Constitution a hell of a lot more than the Dems.
And although Foley texted naughty messages to a page, it was a Democrat that actually took an underage page out of country so he could 'rock his world'. Not only did he not resign, he only received a censure (ooooooh, how strong!) and got re-elected until he retired.
And your attacks on the Bush girls is quite disgusting and inappropriate, but very typical of you leftists.
2006-10-30 13:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
leave the twins out of it...that's low, jack...i hated it when the right-wingnuts used to go after chelsea clinton and amy carter...it's just as cruel and tasteless to see a left-wingnut do the same to bush's daughters...leave them out of it...
2006-10-30 12:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋