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I went to a works xmas meal out and hadn't really been with the company that long, we we're playing drinking games with champagne, I ended up really drunk. I found my way to the toilet as I thought I was going to be sick and the next minute I woke up on the loo floor!!! I had been sick all over my trousers and being so drunk I didn't think to wash them off I just took them off and when the staff found me (everyone had gone home) they rang me a taxi and covered me in a bin liner! I got home and realised I'd lost my door key and couldn't get in so I had to ring my friend (2am) who got up out of bed and came to my house to get me. She said I stood up burst in to tears and as I turned round she said I was bearing my diamonte thonged ar*e to the world! How bad is that??

2006-10-30 03:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

where do you want to start, i walked into best buy and layed down my credit card and have a new computer sr2020nx presario compaq, last wednesday and read the paper friday that the thing will be obsolete in january because windows is going to release a new version called windows vista, the first up grade in five years is going to clash with my first new computer, not that it makes allot of difference but it was all i had to look forward to and now it obsolete and i haven't even made the first payment, and last week was the end of the fraud scam that i walked into as i'm deaf and have to communicate with a computer i went to the inbox and had an offer to work for a wharfside furniture@yahoo.uk, it took my bank account for a minus $5,000.00 on top of the $8000.00 lifes saving is gone to the money orders to western union scam so i now have a payments to the bank for the rest of my life and a new computer that i'm waiting for the geeks to install the verizon internet on line to bring it up and it's already obsolete and my girl friends say shes moving away so it not a good day to be in my shoes. so if you get offers to work for mathewgate1960@yahoo.com or mathew_gate@c.uk. or belltracyc001@yahoo.co.uk or tracy chris don't do it the money orders are fake and the bank clears them and says it's okay to use the money it isn't because the banks don't do anything but leave me stuck for what ever the amount is if the money orders bounce so i'm have a bad day waiting for the computer guy to come here and bring up my new $1200.00 computer that's obsolete before i even get it plugged in

2006-10-30 04:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by bev 5 · 0 1

If that's the worst venture that ever surpassed off to you, you're doing alright. So people might make exciting of you for a whilst -- enable them to have their exciting for a pair of days, then tell them to close up -- the comedian tale is turning out to be older. all people in the worldwide has made errors and that they are straightforward to make with email and computers.

2016-10-16 13:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

At a recent training course I attended, they asked us, in pairs, to consider this question. They didn't make us tell our partners what our most embarrassing thing was, but people afterwards, during feedback, admitted that when they thought they were going to have to tell, they "edited" their answers down to the second most embarrassing thing.
Just warning you.
By the way, the (second) most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was doing day release at college. One week a guy didn't turn up. The following week I said to him, "Where were you last week? I hope you've got a note from your Mum!" His reply was, " Actually, the reason I didn't come was because my Mum had just died." CRINGE!!!!

2006-10-30 03:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A friend of mine is an airline pilot. He was late boarding the aircraft, so he ran up the stairs and caught his foot on the top step, landing in a heap on the cabin floor with a hundred or so passengers looking on. Now that is embarrassing.

2006-10-30 03:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

when i met up with a guy i know to 'have some fun' when i got there i had totally changed me mind and he just walked off home and i was left on my own, did i mention that it was in a park in the middle of night lol. ok so u might not think thats embarrassing but i sure felt embarrassed.

2006-10-30 03:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by Compassionate 2 · 1 0

I went into a Fantastic Sams for a haircut and spouted out "How much for a haircut and a b*l*o*w*j*o*b" man was i embarrased

2006-10-30 03:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ricky Lee 6 · 2 0

I shat my pants and had to walk 5 miles home. I rolled in the mud so it wouldn't be noticable but when it came out my trouser leg I was laughed at.
It was a week old by then though.

2006-10-30 03:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0 2

Someone outside telling me my skirt was tucked into my underwear at the back.

2006-10-30 03:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lets not go back there again. There are too many. If you want to know them all (that I can think of) you'll have to e-mail me (redwayk@yahoo.co.uk)

2006-10-30 03:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0 0

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