A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it.
I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only
get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going
to stay until your attitude changes."
2006-10-30 03:29:04 · 15 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Any guy who'd put on his wife's panties gets no sympathy from me, good for her.
2006-10-30 03:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would of stuck the panties on my head and said you never said where to put them on now get on the bed we have some love making to do cause it is our wedding night and all
2006-10-30 12:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by stuckbetweenlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love her attitude, Smart cookie, good reply.
2006-10-30 11:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kimberly H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Very funny! I'll have to show that one to my husband! I bet he won't see the humor in it like I did!
2006-10-30 11:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by Royalhinney 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great and very smart of the woman to stand up for herself..
2006-10-30 11:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by melissa052572 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that unfortunately is the attitude of some today.
love it
2006-10-30 11:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if more woman would read this and follow through with it.
This is great.
THANKS!
2006-10-30 11:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, I think that was a perfect answer to him.
2006-10-30 11:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-30 11:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by ajax138 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made my day.
2006-10-30 11:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by shonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋