2006-10-30 02:38:26 · 8 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I came to Naked City a foreigner…and outsider: alone and fully clothed. People started by staring, but it soon deteriorated into pointing and laughing. OH THE HUMILIATION! I could not live with my freakish protuberances any longer. I had to find a way to be rid of my wools, cottons, and 100% synthetic fabrics. I had no where to turn, no one to whom I could seek guidance.
I sat under a tree to study my thoughts on the matter, and that’s when I heard the music. Horns, drums, and a raunchy saxophone filled my head with a bump and grind melody. Before I knew it, my feet were moving to the rhythm. To my surprise I found that only thin strips of Velcro held my clothing together. In a matter of 15 minutes (my routine lasted for 3 songs) I had joined the naked ranks of Naked City…
That is my story…
2006-10-30 02:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Maddog Salamander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My story is that I'm not naked.
2006-10-30 02:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by dollface 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I started life as a swimmer, now I don't swim much.
2006-10-30 03:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is number 6,234,425
And was voted the third best....check it out and let me know what you think
2006-10-30 02:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine has been featured in a nightmare on elm street movie
2006-10-30 02:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by anklebiter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a story and that is my story and I am sticking to it.
2006-10-30 02:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*whispers* i take showers every night...naked....
2006-10-30 02:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
streaking is fun
2006-10-30 02:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by medic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋