Come on share the experience or joke with me !!
2006-10-30 02:30:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
My job often makes me laugh, but one tv programme that always cracks me up is Scrubs. The humour is so daft that I can't help but laugh myself silly.
2006-10-30 06:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by pab76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my bf were watching...My Sweet 16 on Mtv. It was the one with "Alex" the girl who wanted eminem to come and perform @ her birthday party. The party was off the hook and her dad had a performer, but he was like some lounge singer, Luther Lackey. The fact that the father wasnt joking about the performer and the guy was like so gay, it was hilarious as hell because it wasnt a joke, and all the kids were like...who the hell is he? We thought beyonce or eminem were coming. They like cleared the floor and Luther Lackey kept singing the gayest song ever for Alex. Me and my bf still think about it and laugh because MTV made it real serious trying to hide the performer and they also knew that mess was funny as hell *laughing hard as hell*. That was so mad funny...it wasnt a joke!!! *laughing*
2006-10-30 10:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by yagurlbubblez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two spoof diary entries from this week's Private Eye. Reproduced here in part without permission. As told by Craig Brown.
Should Women Wear the Veil?
Yes says Michael Winner
I always wear a designer-veil when dining out in highly expensive top-ranking restaurants with my very good friends of the calibre of the late Marlon Brando. A man in my postion doesn't want to be bothered by riff-raff throughtout luncheon, now, does he?
Only yesterday, I walked into the Savoy Grill in my veil and demanded the best table money could buy. "And make it snappy, boy!" I added, bringing out my cattle prod, just to keep them on their toes.
"I'm sorry, sir - but that table is already taken!" came the reply, if you can believe it.
"Do you know who I am?" I said, giving him a quick jab.
I then pointed to the words written in large letters over my veil. "I AM MICHAEL WINNER".
Needless to say, I finally got what I wanted. though the Minestrone had a very slight aftertaste of urine and the bouillabaisse had a distinct tang of semen, and the chocolate mousse was a little too earthy for my taste, my meal was worth every penny. I marched in to the kitchen to pay my compliments to the chefs, but they were all far too busy doing up their trousers.
Yes says Peter Mandelson
I have no doubt that Gordon Brown would agree with me that, for all his remarkable qualities, he would come over much better were he to agree to wear a veil.
Gordon would be the first to agree that he looks frankly pretty dreadful without his face covered up. It doesn't have to be a veil, for goodness sake. Let's not be prescriptive, that's frankly not the king to broad, inclusive party we are. It could just as easily be a tea towel, or a balaclava, or some sort of upturned waste-paper-basket. But I know Gordon - who is, incidentally, a very close friend - would join me in thinking that anything would be an improvement on that ghastly gaping dribbling mouth of his, for all his undoubted qualities, and they are too numerous to mention.
2006-10-30 10:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by 13caesars 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people's questions and answers, here they are:
Q: My second cousins pet marmoset will only eat his food off ikea placemats. Is this normal? They have to be blue or yellow depending on the meal.
Q: Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn... was a name intended for a Swedish child but it was rejected by the courts.
What name was he eventually given?
A : Oh, I thought that you had fallen asleep on the keyboard
2006-10-30 10:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very old episode from Rowen and Martins Laugh -In (not sure you would remember them)
It was Ruth Bussy being the telephonist and connecting her callers to anyone in particular but not the person they actually wanted to speak with.
She was really marvellous and I had tears rolling down my cheeks.
2006-10-30 11:44:40 · answer #5 · answered by rachelsweet2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Popping unexpectedly into the amusements arcade with my boyfriend whilst on our way to the next pub (yes we were slightly tipsy!) and playing on all the machines (especially the racing games) and acting like complete kids... It's been a while since i laughed like that...
2006-10-30 10:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an email sent to my work email address about aeroplanes. pilot's report on problems after a flight and the flight tecnician's responses. unfortunately i'm at home now so haven't got the email to hand but i was hysterical, I laughed so much i was in floods of tears. not a brilliant idea when one's boss is lurking :-s
2006-10-30 10:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kerri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother....... Saturday morning... HUGE hangover!!!!!
My brother woke me up by calling my mobile (he lives in Sydney Australia) and announced hes getting married on my birthday next year..... the thing that made me laugh is I've been asked to be both best man and chief bridesmaid... which one do i pick!!!! heheheheh
2006-10-30 11:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Cat ( " , ) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to be my dad he made me laugh by saying Mrs Floppy I don't know why it just made me laugh and I was crying with laughter as well
2006-10-30 13:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My partner makes me laugh the most.
2006-10-30 12:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋