A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife told him to hurry, or they would be late for the party. She was walking downstairs from the bedroom, completely naked, except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
"This is it," replied his wife.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the husband.
"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explained the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on."
The husband went upstairs and returned in two minutes. He also was completely naked except that he had a rose vase over his penis.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the wife.
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
"A fire alarm?" she repeated, laughing.
"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire, break the glass. Pull twice and I come."
2006-10-30 01:51:01 · 8 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Now that was funny!!!
2006-10-30 11:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Yes, nothing better than a good party! Love the loud music, good drinks, dancing, mingling, flirting, socializing, getting all dressed pretty, etc.
2006-10-30 01:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Fancy You 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-30 01:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-30 03:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to party...But this one didn't make me laugh. Maybe it's too early
2006-10-30 01:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I know you like to party.What's that white stuff under your nose?
2006-10-30 01:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not anymore.
2006-10-30 03:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-10-30 01:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by dollface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋