1. You need to shave before going out
2. You are taller than the people you are taking candy from
3. You (girls) can wear your costume straight from trick-or-treating to the strip club and start your shift
4. you can't even be bothered to wear a costume and just walk around being cool
5. you smoke
Anyone else have anything they want to add? I saw all of these Saturday night as I gave out candy.
2006-10-30 01:32:01 · 19 answers · asked by medic 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The candy in the bag has a adverse reaction to your meds.
The thought of walking more than a block makes you want to take a nap.
You knock at the door and the person who answers to give out the candy is a old ex of yours.
You cant understand the nasty stares as you walk around with a can of bud in your hand.
2006-10-30 01:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by stargazer 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The people have a hard time placing the candy in your bag because your beer belly is in the way.
2006-10-30 10:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to admit it...but I am one of those people. Lol. I LOOOOOVVVEE halloween. More than Christmas. I don't know why, I guess I am just one of those weirdos. I am 26. Maybe I am just trying to stay as young as I feel. Who knows....but I love Halloween and will continue to trick or treat until someone tells me otherwise.
2006-10-30 09:37:28 · answer #3 · answered by ok2beme80 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6. You are too cool to actually say, "Trick or treat?", so you just stick your plastic grocery store bag out for the candy and don't say ANYTHING.
2006-10-30 09:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One might be too old for trick-or-treating if...
the candy when you were a kid was like a penny and now it's one dollar.
2006-10-30 09:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd prefer the trick to the candy.
The other kids laugh at you.
Parents take down your licence plate.
2006-10-30 09:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . . you're on medicare.
. . . you have to hang on to the door jam and catch your breath at each house before you ring the bell.
. . . you get home and find that someone has put a dose of Viagra in your bag.
2006-10-30 09:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6. you are often drunk, or drink too much alcohol
7. people looks at you in a strange way.
8. children laugh at you.
9. if someone asks you if your costume is the one of a rapist.
2006-10-30 09:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by natalia k 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny... I'm trying to convince the teens in my house the same thing!
2006-10-30 09:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by kalamibe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're walking up to the door with a alcoholic drink in your hand
2006-10-30 09:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by april 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋