2006-10-29 22:40:35 · 15 answers · asked by Billy Bob Dingleberry 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Magazines
I heard this one it was cute I thought!!!!!\
1st
Guy: I think I need a library card
girl: why
guy : CZ I am checking you out!!!
2nd
your the hottest thing since sun burn!!!
3
guy: I think I need a map CZ I am lost in your eyes!!!!
4 I have always liked
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven !!!!
and
if I told you.... you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me!
And one last one but I put the guy in his place too he was so embarassed
He said are you married and I said yes and he said happally and I said yes
and he said if you had something bigger than this and hald out his fingers too only a inch and luaghed and said you have me once you will never go back to him and I said if that was all I was getting I would not be happy and I told him did you every hear the one that you can judge the size of a man by his foot size and I said my hubby wears size 14 shoes and is 6'6" so I know you can't bet that he just walked a way and every one in the store laughed at him!!!!
Oh and yes he was black he thought he was hot stuff too till I got done cutting him down to size!!!! LOL
2006-10-31 01:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by mel416 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the phone:
him - you'll never guess what I've got in my hand
her - if you can hold it in one hand I'm not interested
Also, from the Goons
Neddy: Do you come here often?
Eccles: Only in the mating season
N: Eccles, you're not a woman
E: I know, but don't tell the manager
N: Why not?
E: We're engaged. Its going to be hell folks.
2006-11-01 01:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jim T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a lovely outfit. Do you know where that will look good ? On my bedroom floor. Get your coat, you are pulled.
2006-10-30 06:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I buy you a drink or wud you just like the money?
2006-10-30 06:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by zucco_69m 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I told you that you have a beatiful body would you hold it against me?
2006-10-30 06:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl you so fine,you make ALICIA look like a set of spare KEYS.
2006-10-30 06:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by roc99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you arrested earlier?.b/c its got to be illegal to look that good.
2006-10-31 03:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table.
2006-10-30 18:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by mum2be 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Baby, I've got 6 inches. . .and that's just my tongue!!
Gets 'em every time!
2006-10-30 06:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by cdrfish5000 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aha i know u want to steal others pick up lines...anyways ..Wots up?....nothings up yet (get it ??)
2006-10-30 06:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by metalnut 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋