Have you noticed this?

Question

I've asked a few questions about toilets in my time, and I always get a bunch of answers that are, frankly bizarre.

I asked one about why toilets were put in big, tiled, echoey rooms, I asked one about whether you've ever been in a toilet that stank so bad you had to compose yourself before entering, and I just asked one about putting the toilet seat up.

Some of the answers I get seem to be from people who have a real problem with aim. Their answers indicate that they urinate and crap all over the floor, that they keep dropping their toothbrushes in to toilet, and that (oddly enough) they sometimes drink out of the toilet.

Who the hell are these people that can use a computer and yet are still not potty trained?

Answer 1

An excellent question, and thanks for asking it. I happen to be a world authority on these matters, and have rarely come across another individual with such a burning desire to get to the bottom of these important subjects.

The need for proper potty training is becoming apoparent. The problem is that when people use the loo, they tend to lock themselves in, and they are difficult to observe. When using a computer, however, this is usually done in full view of other people.

I think it is time for loos to be released from the confines of the smallest room in the house, and plonked in the middle of the living room, in full view. That should sharpen the aim up a bit.

Answer 2

I live in Minnesota USA and we have a huge population of Somalians. Before they come to the USA they go through a familiarization process, kind of like a training class, which includes instruction on how to use a bathroom. It turns out that many of them have no idea what a toilet is.

The class also includes a demonstration on how to operate a stove, oven, and microwave.

Answer 3

Notice that noticing this notice was not a notice and notice it was just you saying notice, thats what I noticed! LoL Notice!!!

Answer 4

I have not really noticed, as I've been busy this morning with emails and such. I don't know who the people are that cannot be potty trained, but I can assure you that they are not faeries! Why, my little red faerie, my daughter, is fully potty trained at three years old! :)

Answer 5

WELL MR.:E-mail them and find out who they are:why make it a question for everybody?
you received all the answers.
I have more to do than looking up for you why the answerers are odd or strange or filthy or not potty trained,
Is it not more likely;y it's about them getting two points?
Just to answer with words like:yes yeah,no,nope,maybe etc,
I think it is about time that answers like that are no longer allowed.
Give the kids and ignorants another game to play please.

Answer 6

Conventionalist pig-dogs!

I crap and pee as I please, no man can stop me from doing so

Growing up as I have; moving under the cover of darkness from one twilight job to another, one country to another, never meeting the same people twice, always moving - You learn that one water source is as good as another...

Remember that next time you are in a foxhole

Answer 7

Perhaps they have a toilet fetish but are broke and this is free...people are strange...i have run across some fetish people on here, they are fascinating sometimes in their singular focus...

Answer 8

Well lets be fair it is a rather strange question to ask, hence your rather strange answers

Answer 9

Huuuuhhhhh whaaaaatttt??

Answer 10

they are 80% of the people that drink in our local.