...cos its not clean living and plenty of sleep, is it?!
2006-10-29 22:23:02 · 20 answers · asked by frostbitten 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
well another mystery to solve scooby! here goes
1. his big *** hair hides his real ageing face
2. after a hair cut, his big *** hat hides his aggeing face
3. leather pants keep your **** tight but once it comes off....wooooooo
4.he died about 10 years ago but still dont know it because he still high so he assumed he was tripping
5. due to a high level of crack in his body his skin is permanently mummified, therefore even in death he looks good ( but that is conjecture because we dont know due to the hat)
6.he lives in f..hollywood where a combination of botox ultra destilled water and secrets deep within their oppulent elitistic lives a famous rich guy can look young until well into an age where everyone else is poopping their pants forgotten in an asylum.
....but after a while it's just creepy, have u seen "doctor 90210"? at the season finalle i would imagine he gets eaten alive by a horde of famous zombies at which lead is calista flockhart...oh i shouldn't have played god why? why?
2006-10-29 22:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by alephontime 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AHA!! you are falling for the hype young lady. They said the same about the Rolling Stones. The reality is that these people take time to keep themselves relatively fit. - The reason being that NO tour promoter will risk putting a band with "health issues" on the road.
OK they all take drugs but they have to sign clauses before promoters will touch them,. All the talk of excess is exaggerated because that's what we want to hear.
As for Slash, the guy is a great guitarist but I wonder how much the tobacco industry pay him to always have a cigarette dangling from his lips? - And how many young men have been tempted to start smoking so they can be like him?
2006-10-30 06:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can easily hide the lines on your face with a big mop of hair and a plume of smoke. Who cares anyway... he's the coolest bloke alive cause he doesn't try and be great - he just kicks *** at what he does. As for the answer above about fitness regimes and clauses about drugs... snore... who cares? Maybe the Stones do but they're all about 65! Slash is about 40 and has cleaned up (a little) due to becoming wiser with age.
Maybe his secret is thaty a higher power is helping him. All Gods stick together after all....
2006-10-30 06:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He uses the oil that is secreted from the pockets of the Pocket Fox. Just like Monty Burns from the Simpsons.
2006-10-30 06:26:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fifth of jack, 3 packs of reds, an eightball of coke and 2 or 3 women everyday. no, really the reason he looks so good is he's always standing next to weiland, who looks like a corpse reheated in a microwave with a bad makeup job.
2006-10-30 09:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe his birth place Stoke, is the place of the fountain of youth. And Jack Daniels provides the booster shots.
2006-10-30 07:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your ******* kidding right,slash looks ******* ancient now,its cause his hair hides most of his face,but all the members of G'N'R look ******* old,it is a good 20 years since they were in there prime
2006-10-30 06:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look like **** from an early age!
2006-10-30 06:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recon the JD has pickled him! He's still a legend, though.
2006-10-30 06:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he has no worries about uv damage he doesnt get enough exposure..hes got a perfect complexion under all that hair !!
2006-10-30 15:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋