just for fun any microbiology joke or any science joke, also if there is any web link with a picture will be cool :)
2006-10-29 21:02:03 · 10 answers · asked by Sea Bass 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
this one only works for UK currency I'm afraid...
A microbiologist goes into a bar and says" I'll have a half pint of adenosine triphosphate please"
The barman pours it and says "That'll be 80p".
cracks me up every time!!
2006-10-30 10:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by drjaycat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Microbiology Jokes
2016-10-03 11:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Does anyone know any microbiology jokes?
just for fun any microbiology joke or any science joke, also if there is any web link with a picture will be cool :)
2015-08-10 10:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fault in your reasoning is that you ask a theory to prove explain something outside of its bounds. I'm trying to think of a decent comparison. Here's what I've got. Carbon dioxide emissions are a major factor contributing to global warming. However, the planet has gone through heating and cooling cycles before there were machines giving off this excess CO2. Since burning fossils fuels doesn't explain the prior instances of global warming, it also shouldn't be taken as the explanation for the current global warming. In this case, the argument is that because emissions don't explain an instance outside of the valid time frame, it can't be the current cause. No, it's not the best comparison, but it's what I could think of on the fly. Another one is that you wouldn't expect me to explain why magnets attract each other using the theory of gravity. It looks like you've gone and discarded a theory based on a faulty argument just to wed yourself to another unprovable guess. If you want to do that, fine. Then leave the science to us.
2016-03-18 06:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Arlene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.sciencecartoonsplus.com/scimags.html
These are cartoons from the New Yorker that are specifically about science. Hope it's what you're looking for.
I also once saw a bumper sticker that said
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
2006-10-30 01:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Wally M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An unemployed biologist was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently died, and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla and pretend to be the animal. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but, being desperate for money, he accepted the job.
The next day, the biologist put on a gorilla skin and headgear and entered a cage from a rear entrance. Visitors smiled at him and threw bread. After a while, the biologist really got into the act. He jumped up and down, beat his chest and roared as people cheered.
The following day, the biologist entered the wrong cage by accident and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed toward him. The scared biologist turned and ran, while screaming, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto the gorilla, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Hey, it's me Leonard, your former co-worker. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"
An unemployed biologist was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently died, and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla and pretend to be the animal. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but, being desperate for money, he accepted the job.
The next day, the biologist put on a gorilla skin and headgear and entered a cage from a rear entrance. Visitors smiled at him and threw bread. After a while, the biologist really got into the act. He jumped up and down, beat his chest and roared as people cheered.
The following day, the biologist entered the wrong cage by accident and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed toward him. The scared biologist turned and ran, while screaming, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto the gorilla, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Hey, it's me Leonard, your former co-worker. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"
A chromosome is a structure in the cell nucleus carrying the genes that determine the characteristics of an individual. A chromosome is composed of a DNA molecule that is folded into a compact object.
2006-10-29 21:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by veerabhadrasarma m 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: Okay, Remember this XX = Male, XY is Female
Student: What is a sissy or Tomboy chromosome Sir??
Teacher: A XXY DNA
Student: I have that DNA! WOw, I'm a sissy!
2006-10-29 22:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bacterium named Bill and his brother
Went out for a drink with each other
In the midst of their quaffing
They split their sides laughing
And each of them now is a mother.
Anon.
2006-10-30 19:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by The Hog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Checkout
http://www.lib.uchicago.edu/e/crerar/exhibits/humor6.html
2006-10-29 21:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
Well, it's easy to make a vitamin, but a lot harder to make a .................!!!
2006-10-30 12:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by cyberpat1957 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋