thank you.Well...smile cause it's a new week..and you can open your eyes to see the sunshine and the birds and everything around you,your still healthy and u have friends around you,and parents who love you..,and in this week it could happen a lot of interesting new things..So..u have a lot of reasons to be happy..Have a nice week..:)
2006-10-29 20:29:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Thanks sweetie and right back at cha! Here's a joke for ya!
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that...
1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
2006-10-30 04:29:42
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answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5
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Aw!!!! Thats really nice,here is a big HUG and smile back at you!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
2006-10-30 04:20:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Well you seem quite cheery to me bud! My weekend doesn't begin till Tuesday night so this is really Thursday in my time zone!!!! Does that mean I dont get a smile or a hug?
2006-10-30 14:39:41
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answered by Sluttty McSluttt 5
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The sun is shining (although still bit too cold) and its nearly Christmas.... does that help??
*Big hugs* Happy Monday
2006-10-30 04:21:10
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answered by Smiler 5
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Thank you. And a big hug and kiss back to you. I hope your this happy for the rest of the week and keep us happy. xx
2006-10-30 04:28:51
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answered by Jo 5
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txs nev
actually i am already cheerful,
i had a week holiday last week, and i'm happy to be back at work
sent a few pps files around to the colleagues,
let's be moody and dismal on fridays...just for a change
2006-10-30 04:40:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Thank you! A big smile and hug coming right back atcha!
2006-10-30 04:24:56
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answered by emily_jane2379 5
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I'll cheer up your Monday for you - You're gorgeous and I'm not wearing any underwear x
2006-10-30 04:22:58
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answered by neogriff 5
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Thanx
2006-10-30 08:19:18
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answered by crazygirl . 2
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