can u give me a monologue? that s easy 2 memorize? please..?

Question

our english teacher give us an assignment to memorize a monologue or a declaimation..

Answer 1

"Confused Teen" (Teen Monologue, Female) *Humorous*

Both Angie and Harmony are in their early teens. Angie's going through some physical changes, inside and out, and like any other good teenager, can't associate these changes with life's little obstacles.


Angie: What's going on Harmony? I don't get it, why is it when you become a teenager everything gets so confusing? I mean, what are they doing, spiking the make-up? Is there some unwritten law that when you become a teenager you move into the realm of insanity? If I remember correctly, that's about the time everything started getting nutty. Think about it...I'm supposed to wash my face BEFORE I exercise to prevent build-up. No, I'm supposed to wash my face AFTER I exercise to prevent break-outs. I'm NOT SUPPOSED to eat chocolate because it causes pimples. Wait, I'm SUPPOSED to eat chocolate before I take a test, because it's great, "brain food." I'm SUPPOSED to have lots of foods hat are rich in iron to help my circulation. Hold on, now, I'm NOT SUPPOSED to have a lot of iron because it prevents my body from absorbing calcium properly. Wow, if I can survive being a confused teenager, I think I can pretty much survive anything! (Change of heart) Let's get out of here, I'm hungry!

Answer 2

Well, lemme see. I know the teacher in the neighboring classroom is doing Hamlet. It should be full of quick monologues. Try the Suicide Speech from Hamlet, you know, "To be or not to be...that is the question..." Or you could always use Lincoln's Gettysburg address.

Answer 3

MORE MONOLOGUES BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

http://www.monologuearchive.com/s/shakespeare_001.html

http://www.theatrehistory.com/plays/shakesmono.html

Online Speech Bank

Index to and growing database of 5000+ full text, audio and video (streaming) versions of public speeches, sermons, legal proceedings, lectures, debates, interviews, other recorded media events, and a declaration or two.

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speechbank.htm

http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/school_bell/social_studies/history/speeches/

http://www.popgoeslethal.com/orationreadalouds.html

Good luck.

Kevin, Liverpool, England.