He is such a hottie. Married but a major metrosexual so it may be possible...
2006-10-29 12:01:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
I like this joke because it has the presumption that gay and straight people are friends and is not a joke at the expense of gays.
You also state "Married but a major metrosexual so it may be possible", I personally think that being a metrosexual does not mean that someone is a homosexual, and if he is married he is in a commited relationship and you should not even think about hitting on anyone unless they are single.
2006-10-29 12:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Four Dads went golfing one day. Three of them
headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the
clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a
homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a
friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son is a car salesman and
now he owns a multiline dealership. He is so
successful
that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged,
"My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that
he
gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few
minutes of taking care of business. The first man
mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is
yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and
dances in a gaybar. I'm not totally thrilled about the
dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three
boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes and
an entire stock portfolio!
2006-10-29 23:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Bearable 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should be up front because the sneaky crap you're talking about would earn you an *** kicking so I'd suggest you don't be tricky. I wouldnt beat somebody down for asking but I sure would if they tried anything underhanded.
2006-10-29 20:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I grew up in a really redneck community, so any I know would piss him off more than anything if he is bi. Oh, and metro does not always equal gay or bi. On top of that he's married. Don't try it.
2006-10-30 06:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by carora13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't hit on married guys. They almost never leave their wives for 'the other woman' or 'the other man'. You'll only get hurt.
2006-10-29 20:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Empy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know you're in a gay church?
Half of the congregation is on their knees.
2006-10-29 20:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many gay rights activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It shouldn't have to change!
2006-10-31 05:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Atropis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a man have that a woman doesn't have? Three knees....Two knees and a weenee...can I see yours....
2006-10-29 20:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's straight and married? Your chances of "go there" suck.
2006-10-29 20:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How do you know when your boss is gay?"
"His d*ck tastes like $h*t."
2006-10-29 20:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋