What was the dumbest lie you ever heard?

Answer 1

The check's in the mail, you know dang well the check is NOT in the mail.

Answer 2

Last week when someone looked me right in the eye and said they didn't do it after I saw them and they know I saw them do it. But he stood there and told me he hadn't done it....That is about the dumbest one I've heard in a while..

Answer 3

Well this was a dumb lie, but I can forgive him as it was my son when he was around 5 years old :

He went next door to play with my neighbours children. When he came back, I said, 'Did you have a nice time?' and he said 'yes'.
I said 'Did you say thank you?' There was a long pause while he thought then he said 'Did you hear me NOT saying thank you?'

Classic! Dropped himself right into it! ha.

Answer 4

Many years ago, ex husband came home with a (hickey/passion mark to some) on his neck and when I hit the ceiling about it, he had the nerve to say that I put it there and just don't remember. What a jerk, thats why he is my EX!

Answer 5

GW Bush: "Mission Accomplished"

Answer 6

That Jeff Skilling and Ken Lay didn't know anything about the fraud of Enron.

Answer 7

I came to work late cause I ran out of gas?

Answer 8

Anything that comes out of a religious leaders mouth and a politicians mouth in that order.

Answer 9

They're taking the word 'guillable' out of the dictionary because it isn't used enough.

Answer 10

well there was this one time when my friends ditched me well...after a year they supposedly regreted it and said "we are sorry" yeah right!!! and then with them again i asked who had that big idea well...they both blamed it on the other!!that was funny because i knew they both were equally guilty!!lol