Excuse me kind stangers, an important philsophical question.?

Question

Something unbelievably funny has happened. I used to date this girl in highschool, but she dumped me when we went to college saying we should explore new things in life. Well, it's been ten years and I found out that she had to drop out of college to care for her sick sister, she also got hurt and had to live off disability for awile. Then she couldn't keep a job due to a drinking problem, and then she had a child with a man who left her as soon as she got pregnant. I found out she has resorted to working as a prostitute to pay for her child. I can't stop laughing! I then hired her and made fun of her the whole time I had sex with her, to the point she was crying hysterically. I kept telling her how worthless she is! Am I a great man for doing this? I think so, what do you think?

Answer 1

it's to bad you are so disappointed with your own life to sink to the level where you have to pick on someone who is a prostitute to make you feel good. Hope you future is brighter and you brighten up before you waste your life on activities such as you have stated, good luck.

Answer 2

Lets see if I got this straight.

A woman dumped you in college and hurt you little duck feelings.

Fate conspired that you should come across her again while she was down on her luck.

You took pleasure in venting your spleen upon her for the pitiful hurts you took ten years before.

You now want people to justify your overblown feeling of power and self worth for taking advantage of her.

Did I get the gist of it?

Answer 3

I hope this is just a bad joke.

Answer 4

ok dude...usually i can find some shred of humor in your stories, but this one is a bit much.

Answer 5

you're an awful person