Hello, I am having problems with a possible paranormal event. I came home from work early the other day and saw a man running through my backyard. My wife said that it was a local man who died recently, and it must be a ghost! I have seen the man several tiems since. Once he was in my bedroom when my wife was sleeping! Then he was in my basement! My wife said to stay upstairs while she performed a seance. She came up several hours later, all disheveled, but said it didn't work! I also saw the man waiting on line at the local home depot. Then I saw him leaving my house as I pulled into my driveway once! I want to move but my wife says she won't leave our house and I should just ignore the ghost. Also, I have noticed charges on my credit card. Such as mechanical work for a Escalade, which is the car I saw the ghost leaving my house in. Do you think this ghost is using my credit card? Are there any experts out there who can tell me how to rid myself of this spectral being? I am so worried
2006-10-29 10:44:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
ok, i didn't read the whole thing. this is sarcasm. Yeah, your wife is cheating on you with an escalade-driving ghost.
2006-10-29 10:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but it sounds like your wife is taking the piss out of you. Maybe she is having an affair and the man is real? Is she really some kind of paranormalist or was the seance thing just an excuse to get you out of the way? Ghosts cannot use credit cards. Apologies if I am wrong.
By the way my post and all the ones below say the same thing within seconds of each other which convinces me that I am right. I am really sorry. I hope things will be okay. Please dont take any more of her ****.
Huh, i just read some of your previous questions. Okay you got me, well done. Nothing surprises me there`are`loads of idiots in the world. Well done. PS i agree with the other post you do need a hobby!!
2006-10-29 10:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmm......sounds like your wife may be trying to hide something with this paranormal explanation!! It also sounds as if the man you are seeing is alive and well and also knows your wife pretty well!!! Check into this situation more carefully. Sounds as if you should be worried, but not about a ghost!!!
2006-10-29 10:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by bugged 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I hope this is a joke, otherwise you are the biggest fool on the planet. If this isn't a joke, I'll clue you in. Your wife is screwing around on you and the ghost you keep seeing is her lover. Must have been one heck of a seance!
2006-10-29 10:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Trip S 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... Spiderman. First of all... Peter Parker is a individual we will be able to all relate to.. a unwell aunt.. a useless uncle... university drawback.. woman drawback.. An every day hero if you are going to. Second of all... He has tremendous human capabilities!! Batman has no tremendous human capabilities! He is only a hard man in a go well with with gadgets and stuffs... Spiderman! Spiderman!
2016-09-01 04:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the doctor.They make medications for that.You're obviously hallucinating as science(real science not these paranormal quacks) has blown away such nonsense.
As for your wife,you really need to have a talk with her because something "ain't right here".
2006-10-29 10:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by joecseko 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe the ghost part could be possible, if you stretch it, but the credit card / escalade part is phony. I hardly believe in ghosts, but I'm open minded... but the car part is just insane. There's no way.
2006-10-29 10:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Harsh Noise Wall 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL Instead of a exorcism you need a D I V O R C E
2006-10-29 10:47:57 · answer #8 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
geez
either this is a joke or your wife is having an affair
get off the pot
2006-10-29 10:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a great joke! Like you believe it is a ghost. Get a good lawyer. But thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-29 10:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by gin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋