The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman. "Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."
Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked.
"Eighteen," the lady replied.
"Lady," he gasped, "You're not a nudist, you just don't have time to get dressed!"
2006-10-29 10:05:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
i love being naked in the privacy of my own home... i especially like airdrying after my bath...
2006-10-29 11:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by bev_lev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. I had a mate that was a nudist - got rid of Mormons in a hurry, I can tell you!
Being naked is great, by the way. You don't get wedgies!
2006-10-29 11:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-29 10:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pamela N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing, that is alarming, eighteen children that poor census taker had to be exposed to that view. LOL LOL LOL God bless
2006-10-29 10:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-30 01:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is kinda cute and funny at the same time
2006-10-29 10:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends whos there, if its in front of my worst enemies boyf then i love it as its great to see them trying not to likw what they see!
2006-10-29 10:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate beein naked i feel insurecure sbout my body
2006-10-29 10:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by take it or leave it 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! No, I hate being naked, I like my clothes too much! lol
2006-10-29 10:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by Emma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born naked dood and i is stayin that way....for good!!
2006-10-29 10:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jo J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋