i took your advice about sanding my broomstick down..worked a treat. stopped off at the wizards arms for a quick firkin of ale.and now i,ve been breathalyzed and charged.. how many points can i expect on my license.
2006-10-29 06:19:39 · 8 answers · asked by grumpcookie 6 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
where can i get a broomstick? or a light sabre? or a jet pack?
or teleportation devices?
2006-10-29 06:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by fat_twerp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Six strokes of the cane for you. Although I think that the drink drive limit is a totally unsafe catch all thing that does not take ones ability to be resistant to the effects of drink. Also the intelligence level of the drinker. For instance, scientists base their calculus on the reduction of brain power per unit. A very intelligent boozer therefore would need twice as much drink to loose the same mental capacity as a normal dude. Also, there are the naturally thick morons who cannot drink at all because they become completely incapable of anything on half a lager. These, by nature are the worst drivers there are. They are also the most dangerous(Un drunk) because their natural reaction time is very low anyway and even a boozed up driver has to look out for them. To be fair, a system of driver efficiency under the influence of alcohol should be devised. Even under such a test, natural morons on a can of coke could be found a danger to the public. The government is just pandering to pressure groups to make laws.
2006-10-29 16:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like 2 points and your broomstick license suspended.
2006-10-29 14:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by LadyDeathStryke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh why oh why haven't you invested in one of those self-guiding broomsticks yet!! They are brilliant... get a bit too "pished" and they act as designated driver. Check out the site below; they offer top-line broomies for reasonable prices.
www.broomstickforthemodernwitch.com
2006-10-29 16:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will definitely get your broomstick confiscated - how stupid are you? Just before halloween as well!!
2006-10-29 14:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and your broomstick will be burnt at the stake !
2006-10-29 14:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u were drunk in charge of a vehicle, i.e. being in the vehicle only, you can expect hefty points. however if you were in the vehicle with the engine running you will be banned!
2006-10-29 14:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need the flying doctors...
2006-10-29 14:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋