a man peels a potato and suddenly dies when his peeler gashes his wrist open
2006-10-29 05:53:40 · 16 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hideing easter eggs but naked lol
2006-10-29 05:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by silver01222000 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
1 Allergic potato reaction.
2 Slips on potato skins breaks neck.
3 Potato is really an under cover alien..zaps peeler.
4 Dog jumps up to eat potato accidentally hits the knife and it is plunged in peelers heart.
5 Potato falls in garbage disposal, peeler reaches in and accidentally turns it on and gets cut up. Goes into shock, passes out and dies.
Hope this helps.
2006-10-29 05:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YOU SLIP OVER ONE OF THE PEELS THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK YOUR NECK.
YOU GET INTO A SHOCK COZ YOU APPEAR TO HAVE DEVELOPED A SERIOUS ALLERGY.you just die.
You stab yourself by accident,coz your wife thought it was fun to sneak up on you and say:boohhhhhhh
You ran out of them .but within 5 minutes the shops will close:you ran down the street:at the end round the corner is a big shop:your heart can't take the running:it is dark:no one saw you fall and grasp for air:you collapsed,suffering a heart attack:result:you died.
Of course this time you did not get a heart attack:you went round the corner to get hit by a truck.driving backwards.Because you are deaf you did not hear it coming:what a pity:yesterday you had your last meal:would you still have eaten what you ate,knowing what you "know" now????
2006-10-29 06:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the man chokes on the potato peeler while holding it in his mouth
he falls on the potato peeler
the potato comes to life and eats him instead
The potato is really a grenade
the potato has a poisonous gas when peeled
2006-10-29 06:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eating a sandwich (like Mama Cass)
Falling asleep in the bathtub
Choking on your own vomit because you got too drunk
Having a Dumpster Fall on You (like in One Night at McCools)
While having sex on your wedding night (like in Private Benjamin
and his last words were I'm Cummin)
2006-10-29 06:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
# 38 replaced into exciting.. we did that each and all the time when I worked for the video keep. LOL we did no longer stitch them yet took the sticky off and placed them on footwear, uniforms and we had plenty exciting! It began with somebody doing that to me after which it replaced into conflict. It have been given worse plenty worse! advantages :)
2016-12-28 07:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by bruss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clown inhales a balloon and suffocates while making a balloon animal.
2006-10-29 07:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol here's one:
a guy farts the entire night, and the next mornin is found dead with his a$s opened in half
guy laughs so much he pops his kidney
2006-10-29 07:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy asks offensive question on Y!A and gets murder 2 days later
2006-10-29 06:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by Sexy Gray Smiley Face 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that ways not funny but here is a joke
i want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandpa
not screaming and scared like the passengers in his car
2006-10-29 05:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That's not funny. Death isn't funny. Whoever that man was (even if he isn't real) there must be someone who loved him. Now I can't eat potatoes for a week! I'll feel bad!
2006-10-29 05:56:43 · answer #11 · answered by otter7 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋