the man who invented the cats eyes on roads would have invented the pencil sharpener if he had been standing behind the cat.....
2006-10-29 01:29:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Had to think about it but penny dropped quite quickly. How stupid are some of the people on this site, excluding the foreigners who probably don't know what cats eyes are. Good one though!!
2006-10-29 01:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by nooka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quicker joke...
A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll have.
Man replies "A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts".
Bartender shakes his head and gives him his drinks.
All night, each time the bartender asks for his order the man says "A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts".
Finally the bartender asks the man what trouble he's talking about.
The man says "Give me a beer and I might just tell you".
The bartender replies, "Sorry, you've had your limit for the night".
The man says "Ohh, now the trouble starts"..
2006-10-29 01:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What good would pencil sharpeners be down the midddle of the roads ? You've confused me now ...
2006-10-29 01:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok people, a cat's butt looks like a pencil sharpener, according to some.
2006-10-29 04:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Just_wondering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donk!!! The penny just dropped. Call me lightning
2006-10-29 01:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness you didn't try putting a longer joke on here, mate - no one even understands THIS one!!!
2006-10-29 01:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Wow, a joke that I get that other people don't! Pretty disgusting though!
2006-10-29 01:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT cats eyes?
2006-10-29 01:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Helen Keller were psychic, would you say she had a fourth sense?
2006-10-29 01:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by Ciaoenrico 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You shouldn't look at cats in that way - PERVERT!!!
2006-10-29 01:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋