No rude remarks please, & animal abuse talk.
2006-10-28 17:21:15 · 17 answers · asked by ------------------- 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Dog...I was only licking the salt off of it...
Cat...I didn't see a mouse, now open that can of tuna...
Goldfish...Curse the guy that invented these bowls...
Cow...Anyone up for a fresh homemade pie?...
Chicken...I wonder what would happen if I was to cross this road?...
Frog...Time's sure fun when you're having flies...
Turkey...Thanksgiving is around the corner. Time to go on strike...
Rooster...Cockadoddledooo...(Get your arses out of bed)
Donkey...Who are you calling an a$$?...
2006-10-28 17:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by retsiemeop 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are plenty of good books out there on Animal Communication if you really want to know. Some people would say it is impossible or far-fetched, but it is real.
2006-10-28 18:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog- STOP FEEDING ME THE SAME DANG FOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
Cat-i am soo cooler than those stupid humans
Hamster-haha i just run on my wheel to annoy u
Squirrel-WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!
2006-10-28 17:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by paige_squirrel_goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think they would say what they would like to do at that mound, but I think my rabbit would say how he does not like me to leave with my sister every time I go with her and how much he much he loves and miss me, and then he would tell me what he would like for dinner!! " NO JOKE"
2006-10-28 17:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Wolf Apple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me some damn real food ,and hook me up with that cute thing we say yesterday in the park ,she is damn hot.Those 4 legs ,just get me going ,and that smelly butt ,just wicked
2006-10-28 17:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by lakersfanatic132 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear, They give 110%, so humans do have alot to learn from animals. They do not say words, but they body langage says it all, so how great are they.
Come love me more, go on just one more hug oh please oh thank you
2006-10-28 17:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by janet f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would probably say, "If you see me beggin' and followin' you, why don't you give me some food?". Or, "Can you leave me alone please? I'm not in the mood to be bothered. You'll know I'm ready when I bother you."
2006-10-28 17:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the Owner ;)
2006-10-28 17:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by welch1198 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop blaming your farts on me, you hairless pink ape.
2006-10-28 17:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by ebonyruffles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why must I live here with you?
2006-10-28 17:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋