Yeah, I'm feeling generous and bored... Also Fireater brought this about... 10 points to the person who's says the most random and funny thing! If not, then just get your 2 points... :-)
2006-10-28 11:49:09 · 57 answers · asked by misery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is entertaining... I'm laughing a lot! :-)
2006-10-28 11:55:30 · update #1
I ate a worm once...it tasted like dirt....
OINK ONIK....ZOO PALS!
RIBBET RIBBET.....ZOO PALS MAKE EATING FUN!
when you clean your plate, then you see their face!
QUAK QUAK...ZOO PALS!
WOOF WOOF...ZOO PALS!
HOOT HOOT....ZOO PALS!
ZOO PALS MAKE EATING FUN!!!!!
ZOOOO PALLLS!!!
2006-10-28 11:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-16 12:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by barn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-10-28 11:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
So there I was suntanning on a rock in the middle of the ocean, when this giant squid comes up, whistles at me like I'm his pet fish and asks me out on a date. He said I was the most delectable piece of fish tail he had ever seen. I just rolled my eyes and continued combing my hair. Charlie my jealous whale of a boyfriend came storming in at that moment, causing tidal waves in his wake, and he had the audacity to accuse me of acting like bait.
2006-10-28 18:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehe i like cupcakes and my dog doesnt exist because i have 12 invisiblehamster friends who chew on my pillow when i am out swimming on my grass, meanwhile, 6 leperchauns(bad spelling) dance a sad, sad dance for the squirrels and the green penguins while we all eat cardboard
the fergalicious end.
hows THAT for random????
thanks for taking up on my idea!
=)
2006-10-28 12:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you noticed everyone went a bit nuts with this question and gave thumbs up to all the answers, all the people at the start have like 5 or 6. I hope it keeps happening it's so funny.
I gave you one to.
2006-10-28 12:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The most random and funny thing
2006-10-28 12:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary Poppins!
2006-10-28 11:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by theoriginalsource 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can't demand that someone be spontaneously funny and random, HOWEVER- here's two original thoughts I shared with my girlfreind this week- I never heard them anywhere before and was actually really proud of them- so please- MAKE THEM CIRCULATE- make these two phrases come into common usage!!!- okay - I said to her- let's make like a tree and leaf!- which of course I had heard before- and she responded with "that's not funny!" so I said, (and here's the original part) " Okay, then let's make like a hen and egg sit. Or better still, let's make like an egg and get laid" drum roll please-
2006-10-28 11:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by monkeymagic6966 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
2006-10-28 11:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by free_city_stl@sbcglobal.net 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hmm - I'm feeling an old joke coming on
What's just 2.5 inches long
and can satisfy any woman
Every time?
a credit card with no limit!!
2006-10-28 11:54:35 · answer #11 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋