I've killed somebody. What is the best way to to get rid of the body and get away with it?

Question

I was driving home and I hit twins.

I panicked and put them into the back of my van.

Now I m stuck with two bodies.

Whats the best way to get rid of them and escape detection?
Serious answers only.

Answer 1

Firstly you need to make sure that your vehicle is completely free of forensic evidence. Scrub all metal/solid surfaces with bleach (to make any Luminol testing impossible) and any fabric surfaces need to be cleaned and vacuumed, preferably repeatedly.
Make sure as well that the bodies are wrapped in sheets or some sort of wrapping. This will stop any forensic evidence from escaping into your van/house/onto you. You really should have done this before placing them in the van.
Make sure as well that you dispose of the bodies well too. Typically a body will start to decompose in 48hrs, with the resultant smell and also entomological processes such as maggots. If you can, get rid of the body before then, or store them in a freezer or cold room. Just burying the bodies won't do either- it leaves signs of disturbance and is full of forensic evidence such as tyre treads/footprints, fingerprints and tool marks. The best way is a method in which destroys all physical evidence- about 25 gallons of petrol and a good sized bonfire should work, or even acid or a industrial shredder should do it. If you can't do this then at least cut off the heads/fingers to make fingerprinting and other ID techinques difficult. Don't dump them in rivers- the risk of being seen is high, and the gases given off from decomposition will eventually make the body float to the surface.
.dmping the body out on a road somewhere is also full of useful forensic evidence such as tyre tracks and also eyewitnesses so isn't a good idea.
You also need to be careful that neighbours don't se you carrying two bodies. Move them at night or put them in boxes and claim you're just moving some stuff to a lock-up facility. Not using the same vehicle will also make any forensic investigation difficult.
Make sure as well that you have a good alibi too. Claim you were asleep or going out for some milk. Preferably have receipts or something to back you up.
Either this or be honest and face the charges with a good lawyer.

Answer 2

You have very little options here especially with modern forensics. Trace evidence and finger prints will nail you. Also just asking question this is building up evidence as if the bodys are found they could be traced back to you through trace ect and this could be the final peice of eveidence that damns you.

When you ask a question they save your IP address this can be traced back directly to your computer.

You might as well forget rivers, water ect as unless there is water in the lungs then the police will know they didnt drown.

Burning wont work you will still have the skeletons to deal with and the smell will be horrendous.

Acid while being a interesting option leaves you with one problem where the hell are you going to buy the acid? Its not like they sell it in asda for £9.99.

basically your stuffed with modern forensics youve got no hope but I hear Mexico is nice this time of year.

Answer 3

You should have started by not asking on a public web site. But since you did there is no time to lose. Cut the bodies into manageable sized pieces and stuff the pieces in a freezer over night. Tomorrow go to the local rental supply store and rent a wood chipper. Set up the wood chipper in a remote location preferably facing a body of water (a river or a lake) and feed the frozen body parts into it. Clean the wood chipper thoroughly and return it to the rental store. Never speak of the incident again. Good luck.

Answer 4

You've got to eat 'em, bones and all. Stick them in the bath. Put some kind of gauze over thr plughole to catch the stringy bits and get chopping them into pan-sized morsels. You're gonna have to buy a chest freezer if you haven't got one. It'll take a few weeks to munch through all that gore. I'd suggest a very powerful food mixer for the grody bits otherwise you'll never get 'em down. You can make them into some sort of pate so you don't choke on the bones and tendons. Get yourself a couple of big dogs, they can help you out with the big bones.

Answer 5

Drive to a hog farm atleast 20 miles away, before you give them to the hogs, strip them of all clothing, jewelry, etc. Drive atleast another 20 miles and dispose of clothing and things at an out of the way campsite. Drive around for a couple of hours, then take your van and hose it out, or have it detailed at somewhere atleast 100 miles away. Best to do this late at night.

Answer 6

Dress them up in old clothes put masks on them and go penny for the guy,when streets are empty just walk away leave them,and you would have made a few bob as well

Answer 7

You should go to the police and tell the truth.
You could get rid of the bodies, but the van would be impossible to get rid of, and links you to the accident.

Be prepared to spend a few years in prison.

Answer 8

okay....this is going to be difficult.....get two big bags.....fill them with large weights.....take the clothes off the bodies (don't be such a prude).....make some incisions.....cover them in lemon juice (some acidic) or bleach so that they disintegrate quickly.....bodies in bags.....down to the lake (not a river or the sea, there's a chance they'll wash up)......early in the morning, to avoid to detection...take the scenic route, also to avoid detection....btw, you should have used (leather) gloves throughout this.....anyway, bags at the lake......nick a boat or swim out to the centre with one of the bags, drop it.....put something poignant in the bag before you take it out, something sentimental like a rose....clean the van out with bleach....clean your entire house

Answer 9

highly concentrated acid. the bodys will dissolve away, once they are gone pour the acid-twin mix into your local lake or river, and sell your car that you hit them in. Then go to your local sprting goods store and buy a pistol. load it with one bullet and **** the weapon, place the barrel in your mouth, and fire. You are clearly posting this for shock value, and its not working.

Answer 10

Keeping it to yourself would have been the smart move for a deranged soul! If it were innocent, there would have been no reason to panick to the point of disposal, therefore God have mercy on your SICK soul.!