I could do with a laugh.
2006-10-28 07:39:05 · 8 answers · asked by TB 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Try clicking on these links to 2 questions that I saw on here earlier today, they were both by the same guy and were absolutely hilarious.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuO67JsoiHZAw4G54VoYscYgBgx.?qid=20061028104539AABnKMu
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvrZvNDsl1oJbCXnHqIgOgYgBgx.?qid=20061028105758AAk38Zi
2006-10-28 08:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heres a few:-
does evaporated milk disappear when you open the tin?
How come a remote control works when pointed through an 11 stone dog but doesn't work through a 2 stone child?
(I loved this answer)
Stop feeding the dog, let the kid have something
why do they call alcoholics anonymous, then make you stand up and tell everyone who you are?
2006-10-28 07:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to mention names or give out links because I don't want people taking *my* weird sense of humor personally....I'm not here to insult people really (well, unless they've done it first, you know?).
But...here's a few that made me Laugh Out Loud (*lol*)....
"Why does my cat drool whenever I starch his head?"--this one from last night, it just made me go "Huh?" I mean, head-starching hardly sounds pleasant for man or beast, never mind *drool-worthy*....
"Have you ever been belly achin' about actually *having* a belly ache?"--Ok, I didn't get the wording/line delivery just right on this one, but it isn't that hard to find, as I did answer the Question, and recently got the Best Answer (mainly by being silly right back and rhyming my answer). Still, you know, if you are belly aching (complaining that is), why not do it *about* an actual belly ache (pain in the stomach)? ;)
Warning: this one is political. "Why are people blaming Texas and the South for *him*? He's a *Yankee* for Pete's Sake..." I found this one amusing mainly because the original asker *had really atrocious spelling* and yet was complaining about how Southerners were being "blaimed" for his (Bush's) relative stupidity. Yeah, I answered this one too, was needing the 2 points....and I even went so far as to explain what a "duck test" was to the guy ("If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...") in small words and everything. :D You know, just to be a smar...erm, as a Public Service, yeah, that's it.... ;)
Ok, I'll stop now....I mean, I've seen dumber questions on here that made me laugh a bit, but I'm trying to focus on the ones I can remember clearly--hence my sticking to ones I answered.
Edit/Update: OMG!
I had just literally left this Answer here and was looking for a new Question when it popped up, today, on Singles & Dating:
"My girlfriend just threw out my *Rainbow Brite* coloring book that I've had? What the hell??"
And this, presumably, from a poster with a male avatar...And I know I said I wasn't going to post links, but this poor fellow didn't get any Answers to his Question...maybe we could help him "out". ;))
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgpxMQsXd.J1HpsXuqpTsx4jzKIX?qid=20061028121135AAC9aWT
Yeah, I shouldn't talk, but it took me an hour and a half of being offline to recover from the sheer giggles that Question induced.
In fact, I might still go check up on it! *rofl* =))
Hope this helps. :)
2006-10-28 07:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One poor mate asked is it safe to sleep with his pregnant wife (you know what i mean - his addition).
Only problem was that his wife was 16 months pregnant. After first 10 answers he had to delete his question
The answers was hilarious: I got what you mean in first part but the second one confused me...
"Ambulance!!! Emergency!!!! By now your baby should be 7 months old!!"
"Sleep on the sofa. At that stage it safe in there"
2006-10-28 07:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by Everona97 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From someone asking " Who Runs The Human Body" i forgot his name. he gave like a dialogue of the other parts of the body, and then it goes in the end that the moral lesson of the story which is the answer as well of the question, is that your asshole is the boss of your body...try to search that question that was very funny....
2006-10-28 07:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Simply_Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a question about a girl who thought she wouldnt get pregnant coz she didnt lie down after having sex.
2006-10-28 07:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by kinikie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u kiss witha perfect kiss
2006-10-28 07:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by staryeyes96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"is bush a bad man"
2006-10-28 08:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by fair-and-squire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋