2006-10-28 06:46:23 · 5 answers · asked by missprincesse 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
what do ghosts ride at an amusement park?
a roller ghoster!
{i know its cheesy :)}
Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer
Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any super model.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
It was a graveyard romance. Boy meets ghoul.
Some years ago I tried to become a ghost writer. But I couldn't find any ghosts who wanted me to write for them.
Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?
The sun-scorched vampire was crawling through the desert, crying 'Blood! Blood!'
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful!"
Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
Witch 1: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Student 1: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?"
Student 1: "Sure. It''s in the Bill of Frights!"
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
How
How who?
How are my going to get in if you don't open the door?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan Who?
Ivan suck your blood!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Boo Who, I didn't want to make you cry!
2006-10-28 06:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by cheese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a skelaton say before eating?
Bone-appetite...
Why didn't the skaelaton cross the rode?
He didn't have the guts...
What a skelatons favorite intrument?
Trombone...
What does the ghost say to his date?
you look very Bootiful tonight
2006-10-28 06:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by yahoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is hilarious, yet what approximately this humorous tale A preacher went to the wellbeing facility to flow to his ill buddy. while he arrived he observed him mendacity with tubes and machines in all places. He kneeled down beside him and the guy pointed to a pen and paper on the table. "you opt for this?" the preacher asked, and surpassed it to the guy. the guy started frantically writing on the paper, and exceeded directly to the excellent beyond presently after he comprehensive. on the funeral the preacher reported "What a great, brave soul that guy had, and he replaced into so great, that i'm particular he might've enjoyed it if I shared his final letter with you, his acquaintances and relatives." He proceeded to open the letter, which examine "For the affection of God please upward thrust up, you're kneeling on my oxygen tube!"
2016-10-03 01:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by lashbrook 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't the ghost get the witch pregnant?
He had a Hollow Weenie!!!!!!
2006-10-28 06:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Mouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.funnybunch.com/hal/starrynight.swf
2006-10-28 06:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋