Do you ever chafe under the yoke of respectability?

Question

I think I need to be premedicated before I go to this bridal shower at the nice lady's house....

Answer 1

More than I could possibly ever say - I hate having to walk on eggshells. And I feel for anybody else who has to.

Of course, you could always do a runner.

What point is there in building the wings if we're never to take flight eh? :oP

Answer 2

Yes probably what can be worse then A bridal shower. Just start drinking once you get there. It's what I do.

Answer 3

Have you noticed how nobody dresses up for anything anymore? People look like slobs wherever they go. Everybody's rude, too. People swear all the time, and you can forget about being addressed as "Mr." or "Sir." There's no respect for anyone. How come I gotta change the world?!

Answer 4

I hate it when I chafe. I find a little baby powder works well in that situation. Just a little, don't go all Ross from Friends in the leather pants!

Answer 5

Try to get yourself lost in the house for awhile. Mingle, mingle, mingle. It may be a good way to meet new people and ask them questions like you would here. So you won't feel like you're missing anything here. Make us proud Turtle.

Answer 6

Go there sober. Hand in your obligatory gift, & just sit there with your hands folded on your lap, with a smile on your face, & endure until it's over! You'll be fine!

Answer 7

Yes, happens to me all of the time.

Answer 8

Not anymore. Anyone who knows me, knows me. Anyone who doesn't, should.

Answer 9

yes you do