You know those things you say that make you crinnnngggeeee!
On a first aid course given by a male instructor this week, he was talking about abdominal thrusts, and I said, ' so how hard do you thrust?' (quite innocently), the room went sooo quiet, then I realised.
2006-10-28 04:59:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well my sister once went into a dairy queen and accidentally said can i have a "penis buster parfait"? true story. i was rolling on the floor laughing when she told me later
2006-10-28 05:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Boop 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am the master of saying things and people misunderstanding them. I guess a few months ago in line at a local store I was getting ill because the line was moving slow. My mom saw some xmas nutcrackers and said Oh Renee look at these nutcrackers and me being in a bad mood said yes mom those are pretty but I don't have any nuts. I didn't think anything about it until I turn back around and the man in front of me face was blood red...I was just saying whatever to get her to shut up. I could go on and on I say things all the time.
2006-10-28 09:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've told a room full of men one time I was full of eggs, that was embarassing!
It happened at work during an Easter fundraiser for work and we were given those plastic eggs that you can fill with candy, to give to little kids when they arrived. I had on a hooded sweatshirt and I stuck a whole bunch in my pocket, and the rest is history!
2006-10-28 05:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once in 8th grade science class (a long time ago), I mistakenly made the comment about an orgasm instead of an organism. Needless to say there were many laughing kids going thru puberty!
2006-10-28 05:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman brought her child in, he was sick running a high temp, so after doing vitals, asked her to sit down for a few seconds, said, you can probally use the rest, when is your baby due, felt like a maggot, when she said, no I"m not expecting
2006-10-28 05:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I left a message for a rental agent once asking for the price of an advertised "Condom." ("Condominium" just didn't quite come out right. The stupid thing is, I actually left my # for the guy to call me back and when he did, was it an awkward moment!)
2006-10-28 05:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that'sa good one. well.. i remember when i was like 4 (nobody else remembers this) i was trying to get over to my friends house and so i was talking to her parents trying to convince them and stuff and i said "i will be really good and quiet! I won't eat much! and i only go to the bathroom like once a day if at all!" i'm not sure why i said that -_- but i think it was because they have a big family like mine and all that entitles......lol xP
2006-10-28 05:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wanted to say 'constraints' once but me sleep deprived brains churned out 'restraints' instead. imagine the strange gaze i received....didn't hit me until much much later. oh dear god, is there a rewind button?
2006-10-28 05:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have done something like that and it is not pleasant at all one time i did something real embarrasing and i got laughed at so hard a went home
2006-10-28 05:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asking someone out, ruined a friend ship with that one.
2006-10-28 05:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by Michael F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋