Dragged it out & kicked it out the window on its behind. The space under my bed is already occupied by the monster thats been there since I was just a youngster & its got squatters rights. The nerve of some leprechauns!
2006-10-28 06:34:22
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answered by ? 3
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Well, there's already an evil Leprechaun living under my bed... He is very small though because my bed is smell. I have befriended the evil but humorous little fellow. Don't say, "Hello," to him. You must say, "Top of the morning to ya, darlin'!" even if it's night time or afternoon time.
He will respond then. Do not let his evilness fool you. They are very kind and funny creatures at heart... Also, don't feed him after midnight or you'll have a nasty and stinky surprise under your bed in the morning! :-)
2006-10-28 04:37:41
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answered by misery 7
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maybe he wasnt evil, maybe he didnt answer becasue he was scared of you! poor little guy. but if he comes back and he really turns out to be evil then put a mouse trap under your bed and call a priest. leave out a bowl of lucky charms first though and i bet he will eat it and go away.
2006-10-28 04:35:56
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answered by Anonymous
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You are Seeing Things - Nothing under My Bed Dude !!
2016-05-22 03:05:01
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answered by Anonymous
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I would sleep with the lights on. Maybe the leprechaun did not speak English. :)
2006-10-28 05:21:50
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answered by spiritcavegrl 7
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Are you assuming he was evil because he didn't answer?? What if he was just shy???
I would have turned on the light, hauled his *** out of there, offered him a drink and tried to make light conversation.
2006-10-28 04:38:04
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answered by ang_172 3
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hand him a bowl of Lucky Charms or some jewelry ..... once he gets out from under the bed ..... you pin him against the wall and give'em nuggies till it confesses what it was doing under ur bed
2006-10-28 04:39:37
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answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5
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Ask him to clean up all the dust and fluff whilst hes under there
2006-10-28 04:36:17
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answered by ste53 3
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asked for the leprechaun gold
2006-10-28 04:35:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Throw some Holy Water on him.
2006-10-28 04:48:39
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answered by dollface 5
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