2006-10-28 02:39:28 · 9 answers · asked by Super K 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
There is no way to do that politely.
If you feel you're going to, then try & move the farthest away from everyone that you can. Or go to the restroom.
Then if you have to, do a SBD instead. Silent But Deadly.
2006-10-28 02:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go in a cubicle somewhere, and let it slip out ever so gently. If you feel the burning in your drawers, you know theres going to be a smell, linger in the area for a bit til you marinate your self in it. Then leave very quickly, so the fart stays behind, and someone else can walk in and get a sniff of that raunchy smell. Then you can give yourself a smile and think, wow they smelled my fart.
2006-10-28 09:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by moose lover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yup excuse yourself and quiff privately....there simply is no way to fart politely in the company of others, or belching either....
2006-10-28 09:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by David B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull your pants and underwear down first. Then people will forget all about any noise you make.
2006-10-28 10:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first you you leave the room, after find the bathroom and let it out
2006-10-28 10:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by Megan28 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretend to sneez and ffffffffv! lol it works every time..+the funny thing is that people say bless you and not notice!
2006-10-28 09:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by togamadness 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THERE IS NO WAY TO POLITELY FART.I THINK YOU SHOULD EXCUSE YOUR SELF TO THE BATHROOM.I THINK THAT IS ONE WAY TO DO IT.
2006-10-28 10:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Natasha♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you gotta do the "one cheek sneak."
2006-10-28 09:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by spackler 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go to the bathroom...
2006-10-28 09:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋