what is the funnest song you have heard and why?

Question

i'm looking for a new ring tone and i would like a really funny one

Answer 1

"Devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels

Answer 2

I didn't realise that this question was going to be about ring-tones but one of the 'funnest' (as opposed to 'funniest') ring-tones I have heard is one my friend has, which is 'Bear Necessities' from The Jungle Book.
One of the guys at work doesn't have a song - but it just sounds like a fart - and that can be pretty amusing at times!

Answer 3

I love Tenacious D: City Hall or Karate (Karate is great for a ringtone because it's fairly short)
Monty Python: The Penis Song
Dennis Leary: Asshole
Bloodhound Gang: Ballad Of Chasey Lane or Fire, Water, Burn
Anything by Weird Al Yankovich
Lil John: Get Low (it's funny since i watched the Chris Rock comedy special where he ripped it off)
Run DMC: Baby Got Back
Marilyn Manson: White Trash (a redneck version of his song Cake and Sodomy)
Anything by Hayseed Dixie (especially Ace of Spades)
And Korn: Twist (it's funny because the people react very weirdly when they hear that coming from your pocket, haha!)

Answer 4

Oldest Swinger In Town
(Chris Newman / Ed Pickford)
When you score with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her Ma and Pa
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day
Swear you dyed it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go
Wire wheel-spokes and a stereo
But the engine's clapped, and the driver also
Is the oldest swinger in town

When your barber takes a little less time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and coke
The songs are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta shades and nine-inch heels
You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right
'Cause your dentures glow in ultra-violet light
You're the oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean 'cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town

(as sung by Fred Wedlock)

Answer 5

Anything off the Tenacious D album, especially F*** Her Gently and Karate! Don't Eat The Yellow Snow and Valley Girl by Frank Zappa (R.I.P)

Answer 6

I love the Three Stooges! Go with The Curly Shuffle by Jump in the Saddle Gang!

Answer 7

Armish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic

Answer 8

Down came the Rain by Mitch Murray is rather funny

Answer 9

Surfin Bird ,as sung by Pee Wee Herman in the film On the beach.
The lyric is totally insane and Pee Wee
looks stark raving mad when singing this song.
Split my side watching this character.
Not only that, but the song and pee wee pop up out of nowhere during the film totally unexpected insanity.

Answer 10

The funniest song I've heard has to be 'Yeah Toast!' By Bob And Tom, because well.. it's just so funny :P

Answer 11

I creased when I heard a song on holiday last year... they asked all the guys to stand, then look at each others socks.. the song was about the 'white sock w**k*r'. Im not sure who sang it, or what its proper name is, but it is hilarous