I'm wanting to put a new message on my answering machine. I want it to be funny, but I want it to really grab someone's attention! Anybody have any ideas?
2006-10-27 19:29:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
county morgue, u stab em we slab em
2006-10-27 19:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by lexysfishy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start like you're really answering the phone, then start screaming like you're being attacked and make you like shoot the guy. Then say "I can't talk now. Leave a message" and hope no one calls the police!
2006-10-28 02:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on your interests.
I used to do completely crazy ones...the one I have now has very loud purring from one of our cats...as I explain that he's getting his daily brushing and massaging, and as soon as we can sort through all the cat hair and find the phone we can call back.
2006-10-28 02:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by cmdruser 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"oh i see u would rather talk to my machine than me, leave ur information, but just so u know it can't keep a secret"
2006-10-28 03:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by jesse james 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You still have an answering machine?
2006-10-28 02:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by TK 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HELLO...HELLO...SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! OH WELL, IT'S JUST AN ANSWERING MACHINE, FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE.
BEEP!!!
2006-10-28 02:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
'I'm screening my calls right now,If I deem you important enough I'll pick up the phone"
2006-10-28 02:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help!!! He's killing me...
Come here rite now, he's killing me!!
(wail) + pause
OK, joke over, wat's the msg?
2006-10-28 02:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by khoushwant17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
be like.
'oh, it's you. *pause*
well, i'm not here.
leave a message!'
2006-10-28 02:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by no clue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Here comes the beep. You know what to do."
2006-10-28 02:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by dreamweaver.629ok 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋