the idiot I steal his bacon,
2006-10-27 17:23:58 · 12 answers · asked by coach mora 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LMAO!!!
2006-10-27 17:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it sounds like you stole his bacon just to get even....2 wrongs don't make a right. Divorce him.....it first begins with the pancakes, then he's transferring money from your joint savings into a private account of his own, then before you know it your finding another womans phone number on his cell that he met on line. Starts coming home later and later smelling like syrup. Now he's stealing another womans pancakes. Once this starts you now know that your pancakes just aren't good enough, and you stuck with a dried up, shriveled piece of bacon with another womans syrup on it.
2006-10-28 10:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stab him with your fork the next time he reaches across your plate! Sounds like he owes you bacon and some eggs.
2006-10-28 00:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lynda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he borrow your dentures to eat them too? That's the worst.
2006-10-28 00:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a question? It doesn't look very much like a question.
2006-10-28 00:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He also stold his avatar picture from Yahoo's homepage!
2006-10-28 00:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, sounds like a fair trade. :)
2006-10-28 00:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by day dreamin baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-28 00:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by CINDY R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ano?
2006-10-28 00:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by ZZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your knife and tap him on his fingers with it and say, "Git Yor Own!!!"
Or, make him order you more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 00:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by julesrules 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE I'M BEATING A DEAD HORSE
2006-10-28 00:24:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋