This may seem fantastic, but I assure you it is true. I recently moved with my wife into a small town. My neighbor Karl, me, and my wife were having dinner when Karl told me that he was part Native American and had a sixth sense abotu spirits and such. He said my wife had a dangerous spirit about her that had to be removed. She has to endure a rigorous exorcism. Every night she goes to Karl's house for treatment. The ritual is so dangerous she often comes home exhausted and disheveled. Karl says they are making progress but doesn't know when it will be complete. The rituals are not Free, in fact, it costs me $250 a night for Karl to help my wife. I really can't afford it anymore, but I don't want money to stop my wife from getting the treatment she needs. She and Karl are going to Aruba for a ancient ceremony, but he says I have to pay! First Class! What am I supposed to do? Is there anyway health insurance can cover these expenses?!?
2006-10-27 16:09:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
What a joke.
2006-10-27 16:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For your sake, keep the money and stop going to this voodoo thing. Its a scam, or the guy is crazy.
I'm not just saying this, Ive been told in religious camp that those things are fake. Though it depends on your beliefs of course.
But for me as a Christian, its a bunch of baloney.
If nothing was ever wrong with your wife, than why go in the first place?
If this friend of yours was so kind, than he would help you out for free.
So this is my advice:
1. Tell your wife, you dont want her to go to that ritual thing again (ever). (in the camp,I was told that things such as false "religious rituals", might cause "bad things". Which in case ever happens,go to a priest.)
2. Tell this Karl to back off,be assertive tell him you think he's scamming you! And be serious about it! Maybe he'll cave and admit it.
3. Continue your life as before (preferably christian) and not to be mean but,stop being gullible.
Good luck
(If this is some joke, or prank. Its real immature)
2006-10-27 23:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by thats it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can anyone be this nieve and dumb? This Karl guy is
a fake (I can smell it from here) and is using your wife
(maybe she's enjoying it). Had you ever noticed a
dangerous evil spirit about her before you moved? Go
to one of these extraordinary expensive sessions and
see for yourself exactly what is going on. I think you're
in for a big surprise. Maybe you should take the police
with you.
2006-10-27 23:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen you are being RIPPED OFF. If this man really had a gift it would be from God and he would deliver this gift for free. If your wife really does have an evil spirit about only Jesus Christ (the Holy Spirit) can bring deliverance to her. Go to a church that believes in deliverance throuhg the Holy spirit and they will help you for free.Examples of these churches would be Church of God, Full Gospel, Pentecostal churches, etc. Don't let this man take advantage of you any more. God is every where and you shouldn't have to fly anywhere to get this kind of help. Have faith in JESUS He is above all Gods, and can deliver all from evil. Also is this man taking advantage of your wife sexually? Are you aloud to be there during these rituals?
2006-10-27 23:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dandylion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Native American medicine men do not charge for healings.
no exceptions.
if this is true, which i think that it is really a simple attempt at trooling, your wife is cheating on you and you are paying for it.
i happen to be a pagan spiritual cleanser and exorcist. if this does happen to be true. i can fix your problem for no more cost than a quick trip to maryland.
oh yeah,,,,Native Americans do not come from Aruba. there would be no native American rituals happening in aruba.
Native Americans believe in doing things very simple like.
rituals, songs and dances are just long enough to accomplish what is needed without any extra crap thrown in.
2006-10-27 23:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well do you really believe your wife has a spirit? Has your wife ever had any odd feelings or acted differently? just because some crazy old guy told you that your wife has a spirit you don't have to believe what he is saying. He is trying to take
advantage from you. Just stop this nonsense.
2006-10-27 23:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by ana3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if there is a health insurance to cover it, but if your wife really needs this then somehow it will all work out. Don't worry. You may want to borrow money from family and friends to help cover the expenses, and if you have loving family and friends, they will support you. Just remember, stay calm and don't worry it will all turn out ok.
2006-10-27 23:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Nightmare 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gind a new wife she and Karl are knocking boots on your dime fella cut your losses and run
2006-10-27 23:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by Peace of Mind 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First answer was correct. This is a joke.
Good one. LOL.
I'm sure there really are people that stupid in the world, but they would not be able to figure out how to post it on Yahoo Answers.
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2006-10-27 23:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something from the cartoon king of the hill
2006-10-27 23:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by sexycarmelthang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya. Well, sorry to tell you, but your wife is having an affair. Not an excorxism.
2006-10-27 23:17:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋