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Please help, your advice could save lives. My wife has discovered a 'landing strip' in the woods near our home. At first I didn't think it was a big deal, but she insisted that she and my neighbor study it. She spends hours in the woods, working with my neighbor. When I ask her what she has discovered, she says that she and Karl (my neighbor) have made some great breakthroughs but doesn't want to tell me until she is sure. For several weeks now they have been in the woods, sometimes all night. Today, I couldn't take it anymore and I asked her what she has found. She reluctantly told me that the landing strip was for alien spaceships. She is going on a road trip with Karl to Las Vegas, where she says there is an expert. I asked Karl what he thought and he told me that indeed, he and my wife had 'discovered something huge' and they had to 'keep banging away at it'. I am scared that the aliens may not be well meaning and could hurt my wife and my dear friend Karl. What can I do?

2006-10-27 15:53:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

8 answers

YOU NEED HELP.
SORRY YOUR POOR WIFE HAD TO LOOK OUTSIDE THE HOME FOR LOVE.

2006-10-27 15:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by funnana 6 · 0 0

I think you should let your wife go to Vegas with this Karl dude and his "something huge" so they can see an expert so they are legally allowed to "keep banging away at it".

Maybe you should consult the "aliens" about hiring a lawyer while they're gone...

2006-10-27 22:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mighell 2 · 0 0

Stop telling people about me and your wife. We're going to Vegas and I'm gonna investigate her deeper...uh..."it" deeper. She said she wants your 18 yr old daughter to come along too. Think we can swing that? We'll give full report with photos when we return. Thanks -- Karl

2006-10-27 23:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by justforthisonepost 3 · 0 0

I think Karl's banging your old lady.

2006-10-27 23:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 · 1 0

tell her to leave alone she cold be abducted for further testing and u loose ur wife or could be some kind of bacteris on thay object tell her u report her to cia or else

2006-10-27 22:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by george p 7 · 0 0

being the 2nd horseman, i know god wont like you talking about him and his peers that way.... shes a slut. oh, god rides the siver horse and will be here a little after 2012 when i start the revolution to give the power back to the people... god probed me

2006-10-27 22:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by telumdedeus 1 · 0 0

LOL!! Karl's slick...

2006-10-27 22:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by Dillon 2 · 0 0

if you are really scared about it, then you can either move away. Before you do anything really big, think about it

2006-10-27 22:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by da ndn dude 2 · 0 1

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