Just this week: I am so embarrassed to have sent a family a card of sympathy on the death of their son...Problem is, in the card I spoke about the death of their son, "Jason" when it was their son Don who died.
2006-10-27 14:17:54
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answered by Jo 4
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Got drunk went to the ladies room at the club, I don't sit so i squatted n my head fell against the door n i wobbled to the sink, looked up at everyone w/ my jeans around my ankles n just pushed myself back into the bathroom.(my friend held the door after that) Good thing i was in the ladies room...
Myabe this should be under the most hilarious
2006-10-27 14:27:51
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answered by sassylilb68 2
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when I was 12,
I was at the neighbors house with my lil brother to check on his friend..he had hurt himself earlier and his parents weren't home.
The phone rang so i answer it..." Smith Mule Barn, head azz speaking!" It was the sunday school teacher (oops!)She was calling to check on injured friend. She said, " Junior, is that you?"
In the deepest voice I could muster, I said, " Just a minute!"
I threw the phone down and yelled, "Junior, phone!" then I ran out the door . I don't know if she ever knew it was me or not.
*some names changed to protect the guilty*
once, my mom caught me talking dirty on the phone..that was worse but i'll save that for another day!
2006-10-27 14:31:54
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answered by kimandchris2 5
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Scenario: My favorite Aunt died and my brother came by to pick me up for the funeral home visitation. As he arrived, my small dog pooped on the floor. Asked my husband to pick it up as I was running late. Drove 1 1/2 hrs. to funeral home, made our entrance, mingled with relatives and then sat on a sofa with a cousin. I noticed some mud on my foot (not shoe) and swiped it with my hand - not mud - dog poop! Room full of relatives and friends - smell is overpowering at this point - excused myself and cleaned up the mess. But wait, that's not all! During the funeral, Holy Communion was offered and I accepted. As the chalice full of red wine was taken from my lips, the chalice emptied down the front of my satin ivory blouse - couldn't back out of the room, turned to again clean up another mess and the whole congregation broke out in laughter! But there's MORE! After I returned to my place, my other brother misunderstood what I was whispering to him - he got all offended and hollered out, "You're an asshole!". Bet my Aunt is still rolling around laughing at all the scenes caused by me at her funeral...... thank God my family loves me anyway.
2006-10-27 14:26:31
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answered by Decoy Duck 6
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To the guy above who looked at his watch while onstage, Ray Davies (from the Kinks) caught me looking at my watch. He laughed to himself. But that wasn't really embarrassing.
I walked into the wrong bathroom at a LARGE concert place and was in the middle of the room looking for the stalls before I realized.
2006-10-27 14:27:07
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answered by marie 7
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Having my trousers and underwear pulled off in school, being beaten up while naked (in front of about twenty people) then having the bottom half of my clothing thrown on a roof, where i had to pull myself off the floor, climb up onto the roof (*** out, balls hanging) and get them back, put them on and then climb down and be told to 'play nice'.
How's that?
2006-10-27 14:21:16
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answered by ultrelusive 2
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The most embarrasing thing I did was my first EX-wife, Deanna, back in the 80's.
2006-10-27 14:50:30
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answered by kveldulfgondlir 5
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my husband got caught masturbating by his brother and his three friends.....
2006-10-27 14:22:56
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answered by Anonymous
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look at my watch.....whil performing on stage
2006-10-27 14:21:08
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answered by zil2mz 3
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