Hypothetically.... What would YOU do?

Question

Say you stole 10 thousand dollars in drugs from a bikey gang. But they caught you and was holding guns up to you and your girlfriend's heads warning to get money to them by 1pm the next day, otherwise they're going to break your legs and stuff. But you have NO way of getting the money back, and you can't take out a loan, and parents don't have enough money. They swear they'll shoot you if you try to run away, and they warn that they will find you. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO!

Answer 1

I'd set them up. Seriously, I'd dial up the Yakuza or the Mafia and say "I was like, at the store buying gum and I saw this guy, like he was a biker and his name was (whatever it is) and he said that like you guys were namby-pambys and he is gonna take over your bidness today at 1 pm, and here's where he says he's gonna mobilize his troops. Dude, I'm totally serious, he said he was all that and you was a bunch of mugwump goons, and then he said something about your momma".

Answer 2

Go to the police station and explain the situation.

Answer 3

go to the cops get wired and bust the bikers and save yourself THEN MOVE OUT OF STATE

Answer 4

Go watch another movie and lighten up.

Answer 5

for the third time have you tied reading a book.

Answer 6

call 911.

Answer 7

let them shoot you

Answer 8

you were stupid enough to steal in the first place.

Run or die

Answer 9

ill get my self a gun then negotiate :-D

Answer 10

get simple