Tonight I have a hot date with Ruby Jean. She's so pretty. She's got all her teeth, and no chewin' stains on her teeth at all. Well, I'm pretty nervous. I am going to take her to Piggy Joes for a pork sandwich and a cold beer. Next, we are going Boot Scootin at the local bar. So, what am I wearing? I'm wearing a crisp white button down shirt, tight levi blue jeans, and my best cowboy boots. I am wearing my best cowboy hat, but I went ahead and got a haircut. So, here's my question, how does my date sound so far? Should I give her flowers? Or is that too pushy? My Mommy likes her a lot. I'm 31 and I would like to find my perfect partner to Boot Scoot with the rest of my life, and I don't want to mess this up. Your answers to my questions and a kind word or two would be very appreciative. I used to be so lonely, but not anymore thanks to Yahoo! answers!
2006-10-27 13:05:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Wow, that's slicker than Possum snot on a brass door knob. I wish you well cousin.
2006-10-27 13:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by xjoizey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my only advice is to behave in a way that is suggestive
if she likes you and wants more than a boot scoot and a coldie
let her initiate that
remain a gentleman
personal relationships don't work the4 same way as the supply and demand market or any other system or method of approach
This woman is human yeah? So are you, human?
then ya'll aught to explore what this world has in store for you together its much more interesting that way,
g'day mate
2006-10-27 13:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I suspect that you're pulling our collective chain on this one, but...I'd be ecstatic if a guy looked forward with that much enthusiasm to a date with *me*.
2006-10-27 13:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously? have fun!
2006-10-27 13:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋