Wife to Husband: "If you could know the time and manner of your death, would you want to"?
Husband:"No"
Wife:" OK, forget it then.
2006-10-27 12:36:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
woman asked how do you feel?
you know when you're on a chair and you lean back on 2 legs, then you lean a bit too far and start falling, then just in nick of time you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time!
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time!
just few off top of head, he's hundreds!
2006-10-27 12:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When he's talking about being on the escalator in the mall...
"I was going up when I noticed everyone else was on the escalator going down. I was curious. What did they know that I didn't?"
"So, I got to the top and immediately stepped on the escalator going down. Then I noticed everyone who just went down was going back up again"
"Don't you just hate it when a group of complete strangers play a practical joke on you?"
2006-10-27 13:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I went camping and my girlfriend got poison ivy on her brain. The only way she could scratch it was to think of sandpaper.
I put in a blank tape and turned it up all the way. My neighbor complained. He's a mime.
A few years ago... no, wait, it was yesterday...
2006-10-27 12:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
" I came home so drunk one night, I stuck my car keys in my front door. Then the house started up! So I drove it around for a while ... Cop pulled me over and said, 'Where do you live?', and I said, 'Right here'!"
2006-10-27 12:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by bubba 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright
2006-10-27 12:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought you meant steve wright. if so, then it's mr angry
2006-10-27 13:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lewisthelab 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I got in an elevator, and pushed a button....when the doors opened I was in Phoenix.....I said....wow...I am in Phoenix."....Stephen Wright
2006-10-27 12:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the news just after his program has finished
2006-10-27 12:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by neil h 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
my house was robbed, they replaced everything with exact replicas......
2006-10-27 12:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by ben b 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋