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It is not intentional but my boss seems to think it is.

2006-10-27 12:35:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

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Oh, Derwood...you devil!
I believe you would be covered by the disability act.

2006-10-27 12:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 1 0

I've had a similar problem, didn't get fired, but did get harassed and the boss "made sure" I saw a doc about it. Actually firing would be difficult as it would be considered a medical problem that does not affect your work. However it would be considered a nuisance in the work place and avenues for dismissal could be found there. Talk to your supervisor and work out a solution before they impose a solution on you.

2006-10-27 12:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by klingongac 2 · 1 0

Yes you can be fired for this. I think that you should stand on your boss's desk and light your farts while singing the Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated".

At least you'll likely get unemployment benefits that way.

2006-10-27 21:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL Maybe you can get one of those little Green tree air fresheners and hang from your belt loop in the back of your pants. But seriously NO You can't be fired for farting.

2006-10-27 12:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not that it is a pleasant thing to deal with I don't see how it can be the reason to lose a job. Start taking beano or something to help control the gas and get a doctor to back you up on the fact that it is beyond your control. Good luck to you

2006-10-27 12:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by 51ain'tbad 3 · 2 0

Yes, but you can sue for discrimination against the rectally disabled. In the meantime, keep stuffing your face with Taco Bell!

2006-10-27 15:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

I am sure Human Resources would like to have a chat with you for making an unhealthy environment...

2006-10-27 12:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only if you hold important documents to your rear and destory them with the escaping fire...

Maybe you should make friends with someone who has a paper shredder.

2006-10-28 09:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0 0

Yes if it is in a library, and they should post a picture of the object that caused the incidents.

2006-10-27 12:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by antonioavilakiss 3 · 0 0

Depends how bad they smell. Try to have some tact and fart when walking by someone else so you can blame it on them.

2006-10-27 12:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by Devil 2 · 1 0

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