See, my wife and her girlfriend took mine. The good one. So, ok I say. no sense gettin in a hissy fit about it. But then I'm walking through town with this bitchin chick I just picked up. and I see my truck coming at me. Must of been going a hundred miles an hour. Right at me and the chick. Let me tell you, that girl could jump. I couldn't caus I had my dogs leash tied around my thing sos I wouldn't show too much to the ladies ( I tend to get excited easy). So I'm road kill at this point. Lucky for me the truck was a peice of crap and stalled before it hit me. Just kind of a slow roll over me. No big thing.
Whew. Got lucky that time.
So, do you think that chick will like me better now?
2006-10-27 12:17:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao!!!! Thats so funny. I havent ever been hit by my own car, but i fell out of the back of a truck one day. It was moving. (the truck)
2006-10-27 12:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Brittney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all......I wouldn't own a truck. *cough* Second of all, I wouldn't date a guy that drove a truck. *cough* Third of all, if I had known that was your truck, there is no way in hell I would have been walking through town with you that night. You're damn straight I could jump. No way was I going to let those tires run over my Gucci Shoes!
2006-10-29 09:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that story. Next time walk where no one knows you. I don't have a truck, so I guess the answer is no. You are a STUD!!!
2006-10-27 12:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by robee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny because the same thing happend to me hon.
i was walking in the cemetary taking my shrooms and weed, high as hell. when all of a sudden my car almost ran me over in the street! my friend had it. maybe she got angry at me because i banged her 18 year old daughter. she was good in bed too.
2006-11-01 06:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Little Black Riding Hood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that had to hurt, next time she will just shoot you.
2006-10-27 12:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh heck yeah
2006-10-27 12:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hummm...no i've never had anything like that happen to me
2006-10-27 12:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Kitty Gurl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, never happened to me.........
2006-10-27 13:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no!
2006-10-27 12:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋