Come on it's Friday night guys! Does anyone have anything funny to tell me that's happened today? I need a laugh x
2006-10-27 11:42:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Oops I meant "but" not by! Been on here too long and going blurry eyed!
2006-10-27 11:48:14 · update #1
Check out my question 'why dont women admit to farting' and the Best answer I chose. You'll be tickled pink!
2006-10-27 12:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll try. My living room has a picture window, covered by very light drapery. It opens up onto the street. My son and I were sitting in the living room, having an ordinary conversation, when my husband came in, buck naked. He had a problem with finding the negatives to some pictures, and stood there, propounding the problem, in front of the window. I kept a straight face until he left the room, then my son and I had a wonderful giggle. We couldn't stop laughing for quite some time. Maybe we're just easily entertained, but its late, so maybe you will be too.
Or, here's a joke or two: What do you say to a guitarist in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise?"
What's the difference between a soprano and the PLO (or substitute the ruthless, nasty group of your choice)? You can negotiate with the PLO.
Oh well. Maybe we both need to go to bed. Hope your morning is more entertaining.
2006-10-27 18:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by Delora Gloria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry im bored 2 but people who have lives are out partying Just kiddin. um something funny today i fell down on an escalator. i dont know how i did it i was just standin there and i fell on top of the guy that im in love with. it was hilarious! just imagine a girl about 5'3 falling over in the middle of school on an escalator (moving stairs) on top of like the hottest guy in the world!! that should give u a laugh.
2006-10-27 21:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by practicully_famouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing that happened to me today was I ran into a guy I used to work with...it was totally random...I hadn't seen him for over a year. It just so happened I was telling another friend how much I couldn't stand him right as I saw him in a cafe. He was with some new co-workers who laughed at my comments. Oooops!!!
2006-10-27 19:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lilyisbeautiful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 7:30 pm in the US and I just logged on and tonight looks grim!!! I think I'll start drinking maybe that will be more fun
2006-10-27 19:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by traci s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i left my 2 year old for the day yesterday and all day today she hasn't been talking to me other than to reiterate "me no like mummy" now i think that's quite funny that a 2 year old understands the whole giving someone
the cold shoulder
2006-10-27 18:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the States people are getting off from work....and settling in after the work-week.
Give us a minute to get a glass of wine & we'll be right with you.
2006-10-27 18:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I should still be out driving my cab but I really cannot be arsed so I ahave popped on here but cannot think of an interesting question to ask.
2006-10-27 18:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think all the people with the fun questions are still on their way home from the pub.. Give it half an hour!
2006-10-27 18:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy Artichoke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the semolina factory here blew is silo yesterday and everyone got semolina pudding
2006-10-27 18:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋