Roundhouse to the head from Chuck Norris or having to listen to Lips of an Angel for 24 hours straight?

Answer 1

I would thank Chuck most profusely in advance and place a pint of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia on a nearby table for him to enjoy while I am unconscious.

Answer 2

I would say Lips of an Angel, but I think after about the third time I heard that song I'd be beggin' Chuck for that roundhouse, so in the interest of sparing myself the agony of that song, I'll opt for the kick to the side of my head.

I'll just stock up on Advil.

Answer 3

Lips of an Angel - you can't mentally tune out a roundhouse to the head.

Answer 4

Lips of an angel. A roundhouse from Chuckie would kill me.

Answer 5

Lips of an angel that song rocks

Answer 6

lips of an angel

Answer 7

i love lips of an angel, so i'd go with that

Answer 8

I would be honored to have chuck grace me with his roundhouse! THE HISTORY OF CHUCK:

Not much is known about Chuck NOrris's childhood. Chuck Norris
has no
mother, as crawling out of the vag of a woman is unbecoming of a man of
his
stature. Chuck spontaneously came into exsistence on Karl Marx's
b-day. This
was no coincidence since Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of
communism; The
very thought of a political theory that suggests that people should
have their
own means of production in a classless society makes Chuck Norris want
to
puke.
Chuck Norris has fought in almost every major war, including the
korean
war, WWI, the american civil war, the peloponnesian war, iran-iraq (on
both
sides simultaneously), the war of the worlds, and the war on drugs.
The only
war Chuck norris hasnt fought in was the macedonian war bc Chuck Norris
doesnt
give a **** about macedonia. Chuck Norris wins wars by attrition.
Here's a list of Chuck Norris's favorite foods:

*Whiskey

Sometimes when Chuck NOrris gets tired of whiskey, he'll eat bread,
cheese, some tomato paste, and a handful of basil, whick sounds like
pizza,
but its not bc Chuck doesnt want to give the italians credit. Every
now and
again, Chuck Norris will sit down and eat an entire plate of sausage
and
onions for no reason.

ENCOUNTERS WITH CHUCK:

One time I went to Chuck Norris's house on halloween, and i
decided to
dress up like a pussy bc you're supposed to dress like something you're
not,
and I figured Chuck Norris would appriciate ironic humor. I walked up
a
winding pathway to his house, which was a giant floating volcano with
bald
eagles flying around it.
I walked up the staircase for what seemed like days, and when I
finally
reached the top, I saw Chuck Norris sitting on his throne. I dared not
look
him in the eyes bc one time this guy looked him in the eyes and Chuck
spontaneously combusted him. No one is allowed to speak with Chuck
Norris;
the only thing you are allowed to do in his presence is bow, kiss his
ring,
bow again, and leave. So I walked up to his throne and saw that he was
wearing a ring made out of solid diamonds with a unicorn on it that was
sporting a massive erection. I kissed his ring, and then wanted to
thank him,
so I said, " Sir, permission to thank you for the priviledge of
allowing me to
kiss your ring" If Chuck Norris does not immediately stomp your ***,
that
means he has granted you permission. I thanked him, bowed, and left.
It was
the happiest day of my life.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF CHUCK NORRIS:

The word "day" is a bit misleading when talking about Chuck Norris
bc a
day in his life is less like the 24 hour day most people associate with
the
word and more like an eon God descibes as a day during the creation of
the
universe. Chuck Norris starts his day like any other red blooded man;
with a
giant *****. After rubbing one off, Chuck flosses his teeth with steel
wool.
Then he eats a bowl of dynamite, takes a massive 2-flush megashit, and
wipes
his *** with intercepted letters to santa claus.
After breakfast, Chuck brings in his mail and used the spear of
destiny
as an envelope opener. Chuck Norris not only stays up to date on
current
events, but future ones as well so he can ruin the ending to new harry
potter
books before they are even written. Why you ask, bc he is Chuck
Norris,
that's why. And thats all you need to know about that.
One time, Chuck Norris read a news piece about some guy who was
given the
death penalty for treason. Treason is especially offensive to Chuck bc
he
embodies everything that is, was, or ever will be American. Chuck
Norris
loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sex he gets
red,
white, and blue balls. So when Chuck read about this traitor, he
killed
himself, went to hell and ripped the guys face off and uses it as a
loin cloth
to this very day. Chuck then resurected himself, went to lunch, and
paid for
his food using exact change. In the evening, Chuck Norris likes to sit
quietly in the dark and pray that his enemies get cancer. Thus
concludes a
day in the life of Chuck Norris.