I've still got a pretty good set of ivorys. 12 anyway and most of them in front. Now I got a lot to do during the day. What with drinking and picking up girls and s*** I'm pretty busy. I don't have the time to scrub them of with a dirty T shirt. Those I got. Time is the problem. I tried to get ole Ernie, he's my dog, to lick em off for me, But he won't do it. Even if I put dog food in my mouth. So I'm thinking, maybe just carry around a bunch of raw greens with me. Tell the hot chicks that I'm into health food. So when I smile, they believe it. What do you think?
2006-10-27 11:08:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well whatever you do, don't cut into your drinking time. The healthfood thing sounds good, but how about you get some ever clear or vodka and then swish it around a bit. Might help out. If that don't work get a sword and tell the chicks your going for that gladiator look and you just want to get the true feel for it.
2006-10-27 11:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the deal here. You sound like you would make a good catch for a smell impaired person, sight impaired person and maybe even a normal thinking impaired person, so good luck w/that and let us know how you do this weekend.
2006-10-27 18:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you've got a great plan. Stick to it!
Try sticking some green leaves between you're teeth. Then we'll really buy it.
2006-10-27 18:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the girls you're likely to meet aren't going to be that into health food.
Pig farmers daughters like fat back. Stick that in your teeth.
2006-10-27 18:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by kristi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I don't think that will work. You're breath is probably rank too so maybe you better carry some parsley around and chew on that too. Of course parsley is green too.
2006-10-27 18:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think u should still have time to brush your teeth man, and yes, green teeth totally ruin a smile.
2006-10-27 18:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just hang a sign that sez ' Keep Off The Grass. '
2006-10-27 18:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so I stood up and kicked ol' green teeth right in the knee
2006-10-27 18:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by zskip62 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you get a job, and then worry about what girls think, maybe you can show off your money! o wait, you'll probably be getting paid minimum wage... :( sucks for you....O don't forget to brush your teeth!
2006-10-27 18:12:23 · answer #9 · answered by Christina B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It just immediately indicates that you were eating the Jolly Green Giant's asÂs.
2006-10-27 18:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by TOTALLY NORMAL 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋