2006-10-27 10:50:58 · 27 answers · asked by Jackie 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
muahahaha what a great question. How about one or more of the following.
Waterhead (One of my personal favs)
Fruitcake
DINGLEBERRY (All time classic)
j!zz breath
a$$face
sugar nipples
sweet cheeks
F@g-munch
a$s-munch
d!ckless in seattle
dork myer (Old school)
c#m guzzeling gutter whore (Kids edition)
f#ck nut
f#ck face
d!ck wad
d!ckface
maggot
trifling wh0re (This is more of a domestic phrase)
douchebag
puke or f#ckin puke (Shut up you puke)
And for the most effect try these
F@g-munch c#m guzzeling gutter whore mc f#ck nut
or
f#ck face, d!ck wad maggot of a trifling whore
Also dont forget to point out their extreme case of herpa-syphil-mad-monkey-sars, thats some nasty $hit
These are great token phrases to use when speaking to people such as your professor, pastor, parents, children, spouse and when calling a radio station. I hope this helps.
2006-10-27 11:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by leseulun 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love calling people troglodites. They probably have to go and find what the word means before they get the full effect of the insult. FYI, a troglodite, roughly translated, is a knuckle-dragging caveman.
2006-10-27 17:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by anon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoser, 200 pound c***, stupid coke whore, fudge monkey, traveling salesman, CLICKER-RICKABLE FUN THIS I COULD ON FOREVER AND I THINK I WILL, do I smell goos, eww, vacuum cleaner, brush, marlboro, doorbell, wizard, stinky scented candle, Drew Carey, fuzzy pink hat with green pokadot, giraffe, zebra, widra, ah look it's the elephant's restroom, put another quarter in click, itsy bitsy spider my ***, do ya chain hang low, 60fucking1 times already-any 2-digit #works, WELL THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW CAUSE I GOTSTA GOTSTA GOOO!!!!
THE END
2006-10-27 22:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by yuna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I used to use the word "moco" in Spanish in a teasing insult. It means "snot" or "booger." Haven't used it for a while, though. Probably cuz everyone I am around is bigger than me.
2006-10-27 18:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shortbus
2006-10-27 17:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Douche, pricky retardo,
Anal wad, dumba$$Mcgee,
fart monger,stankadellic
idiosynchrocy,skank,
dick munch,nutbag,
sucktastic,ho bag,butt scab,
craptacular,turd face,fartfignugen
BurenVon Stupidheimer,
2006-10-27 18:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by lexieluv 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Nincompoop "is a good funny word that I have used in the past, it even sounds funny to say!
2006-10-27 18:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the "someone" is male, call him 'Sparky' or 'Scooter' when you insult him. Very demeaning and funny.
If the "someone" is female call her 'darling' in a very condescending way.
2006-10-27 17:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by artistagent116 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P_ssy Face, Pooch face
2006-10-27 17:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by calieyecandy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My boss laughs her A** off everytime I call someone a "sack-sucker" LOL
2006-10-27 17:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by TJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋